im gonna be in the sunshine state on 0ct 16 (maybe...if all my money works out right.)

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o man...i cant wait to be home where the hurricane rules the atmosphere and every bug you encounter is in some way poisonous...i miss FL so much and its only a month and a half till im there...

i had a 3 day weekend...it was boring. now im at work and im even more bored. tonight i have to do air force home work. would someone please shoot me with a tranquilizer!!

"Hearts will remain practical until they can be made unbreakable."
-The Wizard of Oz

i had anal sex with a girl (i was pitching)...it was my first time and i didnt like it. it smelled really bad. like a stale fart. eww. o yeah, she also swallowed my...well, you know. also i died my hair black and its really long and i got in trouble today b/c the air force thinks everyone should look exactly alike. i got a new tattoo...yep the ( Read more... )

the duck billed platypus...thought to be a fun loving docile creature is in reality...a cold blooded killer. Like a duck-billed cowboy, platypus males have spurs on their hind feet that deliver a poisonous venom with a swift kick! A platypus sting is powerful enough to make people sick and kill a dog! so if your in ausralia not only will the dingo ( Read more... )

i drank margaritas and sat in a hot tub all weekend...it was fun.

finally friday has come to save me...now i get to go watch star wars at the drive in movie theatre...and than get retarded and sleep in all day in fort collins. lets see, i found a job in fl were ill be making 600.00 a week working on cars so ill be out of the air force in december and ill be home in fl were i shouldve been all along....ill never ( Read more... )

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