I finally finished the third series of Secret Diary of a Call Girl. So, time for episode reactions! :D
Warning: image heavy, nudity.
Images are edited, so don't use for icons/graphics.
Screencaps by me. :D
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Number one unwritten rule of being an escort: you're only allowed one lover - money. )
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I never even noticed that spectacular (LOL GET IT BECAUSE THEY ARE SPECTACLES) detail in all my millions of rewatches, before rewatching became painful because I realized how much of a douchebag Duncan is.
OH BEN.
And fuck yes, to all of your sweet nothings about Hannah. I love her to bits, even though when she cries I die a little inside.
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I DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE THAT WHILE MAKING THE PICSPAM! O_O
...THAT IS AMAZING. OMG, I love them so much! :D (NOT Duncan, obvs.)
I love her SO MUCH. ♥
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If so, I want your thoughts on it.
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But not the book, no.
...Is it good?
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And in the show I lovelovelove Hannah and watch purely for the Billie Porn. But in the Book I actually HATE her so so much. I found her annoying, whiny, a complete slut irl, and kindof up herself.
UGH. WAS SO DISAPPOINTED.
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DAMMIT, BELLE, YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE AWESOME.
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I actually talked to a sex worker (she said that was the term she preferred) the other day, online of course, she's in my flag in Puzzle Pirates. I asked if she'd seen the show, she said she had and it was okay but obviously very dramatised (most clients are appearantly pretty vanilla). She's very cool, didn't get annoyed with my questions or anything! :D Oh, and she's married, which is awesome.
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What else did she say? Tell me moar.
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She lives in Australia, appearantly it's sort of legal there, she has a legitimate business and pays taxes and stuff. I dunno how much is actually on the books, but it sounded like it was on the up-and-up. And like I said, most clients are appearantly pretty normal, no James Bond fantasies or food fight fetishes (eww, the food fight grossed me out so much!). Seemed like she likes her job. :) I wanted to ask more but I didn't want to offend her again, she seemed to take a little offense when I said "prostitute". I can never keep up with political correctness. :/
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But, yeah, I've seen documentaries about call girls! The women in the documentary also made it sound somewhat boring, you know, compared to SDoaCG.
The food fight was HILARIOUS. I watched it a bunch of times. :P
I love my TV. Seriously, have a lot of channels kicks ass.
Right now? I can pick between Doctor Who, Torchwood, True Blood, a documentary about serial killers or a couple of movies... or porn, but, yuck (PORN TITLES ARE HILARIOUS. "DEVIL SLUT WEAR LEATHER", REALLY? LMAO.).
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HANNAH/BEN and BAMBI/BYRON ALL THE WAY!
Screw Duncan, I know he was a prick from the start, just something about the way he looked...
The screencaps are beautifully coloured! :D
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I COULDN'T AGREE WITH YOU MORE. I really want a fourth series. It could be about all of them being all cute together! It would be the BEST SERIES EVER.
Thank you! :D
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ETA: I totally just edited this comment to change my icon. xD
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As is series three!
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