more than good - jeff/britta, pg - "There is nothing wrong with Kix," Britta insists hotly, brandishing the orange box at Jeff's face. "Except for how wrongly fantastic they are."
"Britta." Jeff says her name in that even-toned, placating sort of way that he usually uses when he's trying to talk her out of handcuffing herself to a bulldozer (which, he says, is like fifty times more pathetic now that she can get senior discounts at Applebee's). "I know you can read. Look at the slogan."
Britta narrows her eyes at him and purses her lips, but she still gives in and looks away first, if only to glower at the slogan through her bifocals.
"Kid tested, mother approved," she reads aloud in a mutter, and then she grimaces. "So what?"
"Well, seeing as how our kids like the cool cereals, like Cap'n Crunch and Trix," Jeff replies, "I feel like we'd be doing them a disservice by buying the most boring breakfast cereal in the universe."
"Okay, Special K is way more boring than Kix," Britta argues, and then she frowns. "I never really got
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"There is nothing wrong with Kix," Britta insists hotly, brandishing the orange box at Jeff's face. "Except for how wrongly fantastic they are."
"Britta." Jeff says her name in that even-toned, placating sort of way that he usually uses when he's trying to talk her out of handcuffing herself to a bulldozer (which, he says, is like fifty times more pathetic now that she can get senior discounts at Applebee's). "I know you can read. Look at the slogan."
Britta narrows her eyes at him and purses her lips, but she still gives in and looks away first, if only to glower at the slogan through her bifocals.
"Kid tested, mother approved," she reads aloud in a mutter, and then she grimaces. "So what?"
"Well, seeing as how our kids like the cool cereals, like Cap'n Crunch and Trix," Jeff replies, "I feel like we'd be doing them a disservice by buying the most boring breakfast cereal in the universe."
"Okay, Special K is way more boring than Kix," Britta argues, and then she frowns. "I never really got ( ... )
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NOT THE STUPID CEREAL.
But really this was gorgeous and perfect and it made me cry because I'm a sap.
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