This is not fanfic.

[lesmisloony]

Once upon a time there was a Cockney called the Hitcher. He was green and wore a giant polo over his eye. He liked eels. He also liked to urinate on people's faces, comin' out of 'im like a yellow cable. It was not funny at all and really quite disgusting when he did this, but it was his way of showing love. So was raping. But he didn't rape

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[suchcuriousity]

YOU GUYS ARE AMAZING.

EOD.