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[barcelona9]

Number of days: 21
Number of creepy guys: About a thousand
Number of pinches: 2, one with my backpack covering my ass, how the fuck did they manage that?
Number of days missing the Carolinian contingent of the Worldly Whores: 21

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[oceaneyed8]

Number of Times elsie and I have mentioned your name: 2134928263427938, or, too many to count.
Number of creepy men around here: about a thousand
Number of care packages gearing up to be sent your way: one big ass one.
Number of Gay Asian Husbands currently in SC: one
Number apartment complexes I've ruled out for you: two
Number of Italian Professor wisecracks: again, too many to count (although apparently, I'm pretty damn elegant in his book).

[barcelona9]

OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG! My gay amante is in town and I'm there to participate in any mutual sexy molestation! Tear! OH! You totally have to make out with him and get molested in my honor, so you have to enjoy him twice! Ya know, once for you and once for me! Oh, and get the gay Asian drunk! Because he's even hotter when he's drunk! And because it's his 21st!

Pauluzzi thinks you're elegant... gee, who could've seen that one coming... oh, maybe about 20,000 fashion arbiters and Elsie and me!