Cop Out - 2006
Q5/ New Celebrity Crush for 2006?
I had an elaborate plan to justify this answer... but it’s not needed, I'm comfortable enough in my heterosexuality. My new celebrity crush for 2006 is David Tennant who plays the title character in Doctor Who. For those who don't know who he is... shame... here a picture and a biography.
Q6/ Have you had your heart broken in 2006?
Surprisingly no. The girl who I was wooing was upfront about how much success she expected me to have (which is to say none). I tried anyway but when there was the aforementioned total lack of success is wasn't really heart-breaking. Plus it wasn't totally in vain; I did get a really good friend out of it all... which is better than a girlfriend anyway.
Q7/ Why isn't the Universal Equality Modulator working?
Because you’re an idiot, do you even know what a Universal Equality Modulator (UEM) does? I bet you lost the instruction manual as well... no wait... you have refused to read it because you want to figure out a powerful device such as a UEM to show how great you are... honestly I don't know what’s worse, the fact that I am surrounded by fools or the fact that they are not my minions!
Q7/ a/ Okay then what does the Universal Equality Modulator do?
How the hell should I know?
Q8/ Just and Noble Quests Completed?
Five, none of which involved a princess and/or a dragon.
Q9/ Why is this the first post you have made in three months and couldn't it have been a better one?
I decline to answer that question on the grounds that I don't want to answer it.
Q10/ Sexiest person you know who was living in Bangladesh in 2006?
This is a tight competition, high quality of candidates; all candidates demonstrated a high degree of intelligence and most importantly for this question know who I am! Given there is only one person in Bangladesh in 2006 that I know the winner of this highly sort after title has to go to Frances! Lets here it for Frances!
And that my friends is my 2006 in review.
I had an elaborate plan to justify this answer... but it’s not needed, I'm comfortable enough in my heterosexuality. My new celebrity crush for 2006 is David Tennant who plays the title character in Doctor Who. For those who don't know who he is... shame... here a picture and a biography.
Q6/ Have you had your heart broken in 2006?
Surprisingly no. The girl who I was wooing was upfront about how much success she expected me to have (which is to say none). I tried anyway but when there was the aforementioned total lack of success is wasn't really heart-breaking. Plus it wasn't totally in vain; I did get a really good friend out of it all... which is better than a girlfriend anyway.
Q7/ Why isn't the Universal Equality Modulator working?
Because you’re an idiot, do you even know what a Universal Equality Modulator (UEM) does? I bet you lost the instruction manual as well... no wait... you have refused to read it because you want to figure out a powerful device such as a UEM to show how great you are... honestly I don't know what’s worse, the fact that I am surrounded by fools or the fact that they are not my minions!
Q7/ a/ Okay then what does the Universal Equality Modulator do?
How the hell should I know?
Q8/ Just and Noble Quests Completed?
Five, none of which involved a princess and/or a dragon.
Q9/ Why is this the first post you have made in three months and couldn't it have been a better one?
I decline to answer that question on the grounds that I don't want to answer it.
Q10/ Sexiest person you know who was living in Bangladesh in 2006?
This is a tight competition, high quality of candidates; all candidates demonstrated a high degree of intelligence and most importantly for this question know who I am! Given there is only one person in Bangladesh in 2006 that I know the winner of this highly sort after title has to go to Frances! Lets here it for Frances!
And that my friends is my 2006 in review.