SRDI NOCICEPTION STUDY CONSENT FORM

[lepidoctor]

Study Title:  Study on Stimulation of Nociceptors in the Peripheral Nervous System (Pain)

Why have you been asked to participate in this research study?

You have been asked to participate in this research study because you have specially selected by our random generator. The SRDI has reviewed your medical information and has determined that you

Comments

[doryishness]

JEFF FOXWORTHY FTW.

[lepidoctor]

I WAS HOPING SOMEONE GOT THAT!!!

[zsomeone]

The cake is a lie.
Also, you will not be paid.
No thanks.

[wtf_dninja]

LAPSLOOOOOOCK!!!!!!!!!!

[lepidoctor]

AH, WE'RE ON MY JOURNAL AND THEY'RE NOT CL_B, EXCUSE.

[wtf_dninja]

SORRY, FORCE OF HABIT.

[wtf_dninja]

OH MAYURI YOU NAUGHTY BOY. I BELIEVE YOU LEFT OUT A COUPLE OTHER SYMPTOMS.

[lepidoctor]

REALLY, LIKE WHAT?

[wtf_dninja]

SYMPTOMS SUCH AS, STROKE, MENTAL RETARDATION, DAILY PREMATURE EJACULATION, INTERNAL BLEEDING (EVERYWHERE), HERPES, SYPHILIS, AIDS, GONAHERPASYPHILAIDS, HIGHER MORTGAGE RATE, LOW OIL PRESSURE, AND IF YOU HAVE AN ERECTION LASTING LONGER THAN FOUR HOURS TALK TOO MAYURI (BUT THEN AGAIN THAT PROBABLY WON'T END WELL FOR YOU.)

[lepidoctor]

ADDED!

[g_manluver]

THIS.IS.AMAZING. XD

[lepidoctor]

WHAT KIND OF SPECIAL REQUIREMENTS?

[lepidoctor]

INTERESTING. WE COULD ARRANGE IT. WHAT IS THE FLASHLIGHT FOR, THOUGH? IT'S AGAINST REGULATIONS.