should i trust this dialect to convey the right effect?

[lennyiam]

i havent updated in a while, so here it goes

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a word to the wise

[merryalice]

i say this... its true. you cant make pigs fly. because the pig needs to kind of jump in the air to get started, and you cant force a pig to do that. for one they are too fat. you can nudge (or wear a sexy black dress and stand off the edge of a cliff so they have to jump, possibly holding something shiny), but a pig must choose to jump and fly. on the matter of strawberries.. its pretty. its exciting. but lets not jump ahead. we cant know if its a good flavor until we keep it around a while. last time we assumed we loved it and were left disappointed. i think we should take it slow. mike&ikes are very important to us. we dont want to be hurt again. this is long. bye

[anonymous]

do pigs stand for jesus? and your faith needs to fly? and strawberries are the sacraments? that would be really powerful.

[ryan_woody]

so... since the strawberries leave a bad taste in your mouth, so do the sacraments?

[merryalice]

depends on the kind of wine

[ryan_woody]

you do know that wine comes from grapes right?