The Perils of Being Yoda

[lennoxave]

Title: The Perils of Being Yoda
Author: lennoxave 
Pairing,Character(s): Kurt/Blaine
Rating: PG
Word Count: 1,446
Spoilers: Through 2.09, "Special Education"
Summary: Kurt realizes that Blaine sucks at giving advice. But then there's kissing, so it's all okay.

Comments

[svz_insanity]

Um, hi. I feel like you're a brain dementor and managed to suck this out of my brain because I've been wanting fic like this like you couldn't imagine. Terrible-advice giver!Blaine is my favorite.

[lennoxave]

Thank you! I have an odd affection for terrible-advice giver!Blaine myself. I only wish I could figure out if RIB thinks he sucks at giving advice, too. It would make me feel a lot better about where they might be taking these two. :)

[snarkygirl101]

I'm so glad I'm not the only other person thinking, "Blaine, Blaine, please shut up and just look pretty, kthnxbai."

This hit exactly what I've been thinking should happen. So cute and funny at the same time! A wonderful piece to read. :]

[lennoxave]

Aw, thanks! I would love to see someone call him out on it on the show (and if it's Kurt in perfect bitch-face, so much the better!).

[fabfemmeboy]

Thank you for this. So much. I loved that he said he'd rather be stuck at McKinley if he didn't get to be himself in either school. And that Blaine admitted yeah, he kinda sucks, but he wanted to help.

[lennoxave]

You're welcome! :) I don't mind the characters acting jerky as long as they eventually get called on it, so I do hope someone tells Blaine, "Yes, you're very well-meaning, but STOP SAYING WORDS."

[loverhusband]

Agree! Agree! Agree!

You just made my night so much better. Thank you. I was so mad at the Glee writers for giving Blaine that stupid line about "trying to hard" because it really made *no sense*.

But you fixed it all with this adorable fic :)

[lennoxave]

My new headcanon is that they didn't give Kurt a solo because they needed someone to do high harmonies on whatever song those guys were supposed to be singing on (fanwank says it was the other song they did at Sectionals). The Council of High Priests or whatever the Warblers have didn't tell Blaine that, though, because Blaine thinks his falsetto is awesome and that he could totally have done it, and they didn't want to hurt his feelings.

But Wes is actually stoked that Kurt's in the group, because now they can do that arrangement of Toto's "Africa" that he's been wanting to do since freshman year. (Even if Kurt is confused about what the Wizard of Oz has to do with Africa.)

Erm, that got weird. Anyway, thanks for reading! :D

[kuteki]

Okay, Blaine may not be perfect, but THIS is! I love this story, it put into words all that I have been thinking since the episode and it's awesome. Aw, Terrible Advice Blaine, I still love you.

[lennoxave]

Hee, thank you so much!