Yahoo vs. Google [1/1]
Title: Yahoo verses Google
Author: leksi231
Pairing,Character(s): Rachel Berry/Quinn Fabray, mentions of Santana Lopez, Noah Puckerman, Kurt Hummel, Mercedes Jones, Brittany Pierce, Finn Hudson, Mike Chang, Tina Cohen-Chang, Artie Abrams, Lauren Zizes, Mister Schuester
Rating: PG-13
Length: 856
Spoilers: None.
Summary: Taken from this prompt at glee fluff meme; Quinn and Rachel arguing about Yahoo and Google.
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The day started out as usual, both girls went their own way in the morning; Quinn had Cheerio meeting and Rachel was in need of a piano practice because of her busy schedule with the blonde. They met again after those activities by Rachel’s locker, where Quinn offered to escort her to class, like every morning. Usually though, she would go with her all the way to the classroom, making her walk longer afterwards but not today. Rachel, unfortunately, brought up a topic they’ve been discussing yesterday evening, during their sleepover at Quinn’s place.
They didn’t meet again until glee rehearsal, when they walked in, arguing and immediately gained everyone’s attention.
“I cannot believe we are still discussing this.” Quinn stated as they walked in, the blonde one step in front of the brunette.
“Of course we are, Quinn. I, for one, cannot believe you really have that opinion.” Rachel answered, taking a seat next to the cheerleader, who knew better than even try to sit somewhere in the back of the choir room. She wouldn’t want to make that mistake again.
“It’s a free country. I’m allowed.” Quinn said simply, not wanting to get as in the argument as yesterday evening, especially not in front of everybody that was in the room.
“While yes, you are allowed, I am astonished that you have that attitude towards this particular topic.” The diva exclaimed, crossing her hands over her chest and staring at her girlfriend in disbelief.
“Oh, for God’s sake, do you really think the argument about how Yahoo is better than Google is of any importance right now?” The glee club stayed silent, surprised that they were arguing about something that was only a matter of opinion, yet it was proven to be quite important to Rachel.
“Don’t use God’s name in vain Quinn, you should know that much.” While everyone else was too interested in the conversation to meddle, Santana didn’t want to miss a chance to place her comment, which was simply ignored by the two girls.
“First of all, this argument is clearly about how you’re afraid to admit that Google is so much better than your stupid Yahoo. Secondly, we wouldn’t even be having it if you were smart enough to know what’s best. And lastly, I still have valid arguments which you didn’t want to hear last night.” The diva said while not taking her gaze away from Quinn’s hazel eyes, getting just a little bit distracted from the action.
“Oh, so I am stupid now? Fine, tell me why your favorite engine outshines mine.” The blonde replied rapidly, quickly forgetting about all the people that were in the room with them.
“Gladly. Let’s start with the most important; it has far more search results than your precious Yahoo. Then, don’t forget the speed that your engine can’t even compare with. And,” She added when she noticed that Quinn was going to speak. “If you will let me, if it weren’t for Google, I would’ve never found the Cheerio-themed strap-on that you like far too much, in my opinion.”
At this point of the heated conversation, Kurt, along with his faithful best friend Mercedes, was just blankly staring from Quinn to Rachel, too stunned to notice the slip up.
Finn, who was right behind Rachel, was lost in his own thoughts until this came out of Rachel’s mouth. After it, it was all about thinking of mail or even something that turned him off more quickly.
Puck was imagining Rachel using that strap-on on Quinn, ‘cause honestly, everyone thought that Quinn was the dominant one in the bed. But the lack of dominance in bedroom is probably explained by the complete HBIC attitude in school.
Lauren was about to leave the choir room before the comment, but now planned on staying a little bit longer, just to see how this argument unravels.
Tina hit Mike across his chest for looking like he was imagining it in his head.
Artie was, similar to Kurt, staring at both of the girls, only he wondered about how Rachel uses it, because of the lack of action he had in bed in the last few months.
Brittany, who sat by annoyed Santana, though it was really hot and let the comment come out of her mouth, causing the Latina to stare at her in response.
“Firstly, Yahoo may lack a few responses but their quality is far more better than your engine’s. Then, it may be a little slower but that is completely unimportant.” Quinn responded, swiftly becoming aware of the presence of the others. “And I am still astounded that you are openly discussing details of our sex lives in front of the whole glee club!”
“Yes, well, you may not even have a sex life after this.” The diva replied and then turned her attention to Mister Schuester, who was just entering the classroom and instantly wrote a word on the white board once he greeted them all.
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Author: leksi231
Pairing,Character(s): Rachel Berry/Quinn Fabray, mentions of Santana Lopez, Noah Puckerman, Kurt Hummel, Mercedes Jones, Brittany Pierce, Finn Hudson, Mike Chang, Tina Cohen-Chang, Artie Abrams, Lauren Zizes, Mister Schuester
Rating: PG-13
Length: 856
Spoilers: None.
Summary: Taken from this prompt at glee fluff meme; Quinn and Rachel arguing about Yahoo and Google.
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The day started out as usual, both girls went their own way in the morning; Quinn had Cheerio meeting and Rachel was in need of a piano practice because of her busy schedule with the blonde. They met again after those activities by Rachel’s locker, where Quinn offered to escort her to class, like every morning. Usually though, she would go with her all the way to the classroom, making her walk longer afterwards but not today. Rachel, unfortunately, brought up a topic they’ve been discussing yesterday evening, during their sleepover at Quinn’s place.
They didn’t meet again until glee rehearsal, when they walked in, arguing and immediately gained everyone’s attention.
“I cannot believe we are still discussing this.” Quinn stated as they walked in, the blonde one step in front of the brunette.
“Of course we are, Quinn. I, for one, cannot believe you really have that opinion.” Rachel answered, taking a seat next to the cheerleader, who knew better than even try to sit somewhere in the back of the choir room. She wouldn’t want to make that mistake again.
“It’s a free country. I’m allowed.” Quinn said simply, not wanting to get as in the argument as yesterday evening, especially not in front of everybody that was in the room.
“While yes, you are allowed, I am astonished that you have that attitude towards this particular topic.” The diva exclaimed, crossing her hands over her chest and staring at her girlfriend in disbelief.
“Oh, for God’s sake, do you really think the argument about how Yahoo is better than Google is of any importance right now?” The glee club stayed silent, surprised that they were arguing about something that was only a matter of opinion, yet it was proven to be quite important to Rachel.
“Don’t use God’s name in vain Quinn, you should know that much.” While everyone else was too interested in the conversation to meddle, Santana didn’t want to miss a chance to place her comment, which was simply ignored by the two girls.
“First of all, this argument is clearly about how you’re afraid to admit that Google is so much better than your stupid Yahoo. Secondly, we wouldn’t even be having it if you were smart enough to know what’s best. And lastly, I still have valid arguments which you didn’t want to hear last night.” The diva said while not taking her gaze away from Quinn’s hazel eyes, getting just a little bit distracted from the action.
“Oh, so I am stupid now? Fine, tell me why your favorite engine outshines mine.” The blonde replied rapidly, quickly forgetting about all the people that were in the room with them.
“Gladly. Let’s start with the most important; it has far more search results than your precious Yahoo. Then, don’t forget the speed that your engine can’t even compare with. And,” She added when she noticed that Quinn was going to speak. “If you will let me, if it weren’t for Google, I would’ve never found the Cheerio-themed strap-on that you like far too much, in my opinion.”
At this point of the heated conversation, Kurt, along with his faithful best friend Mercedes, was just blankly staring from Quinn to Rachel, too stunned to notice the slip up.
Finn, who was right behind Rachel, was lost in his own thoughts until this came out of Rachel’s mouth. After it, it was all about thinking of mail or even something that turned him off more quickly.
Puck was imagining Rachel using that strap-on on Quinn, ‘cause honestly, everyone thought that Quinn was the dominant one in the bed. But the lack of dominance in bedroom is probably explained by the complete HBIC attitude in school.
Lauren was about to leave the choir room before the comment, but now planned on staying a little bit longer, just to see how this argument unravels.
Tina hit Mike across his chest for looking like he was imagining it in his head.
Artie was, similar to Kurt, staring at both of the girls, only he wondered about how Rachel uses it, because of the lack of action he had in bed in the last few months.
Brittany, who sat by annoyed Santana, though it was really hot and let the comment come out of her mouth, causing the Latina to stare at her in response.
“Firstly, Yahoo may lack a few responses but their quality is far more better than your engine’s. Then, it may be a little slower but that is completely unimportant.” Quinn responded, swiftly becoming aware of the presence of the others. “And I am still astounded that you are openly discussing details of our sex lives in front of the whole glee club!”
“Yes, well, you may not even have a sex life after this.” The diva replied and then turned her attention to Mister Schuester, who was just entering the classroom and instantly wrote a word on the white board once he greeted them all.
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