My birthday's coming up soon, so if anybody can get me either a pet octupus, house train my year and a half old dog or get me a magical whiskey bottle that refills itself when empty, that'd be great.
Oh man taking care of an octopus is a full time job! I really wanted a pet one too but I found out that you really cant even go out of town for the weekend when you have one. They live for like 6 months at the most, you have to seal every speck of their cages cause they can squeeze out of anything bigger than their beak which is pretty tiny, also you have to use two different types of filtration, buy them fresh seafood everyday, and make sure you keep their water tanks below 70 degrees. Its effin NUTS how bitchy they are!
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