A tortoise can live up to 140 years old. Amazingly some do despite the fact that a tortoise must never fall on it's back, because a tortoise on it's back is a dead tortoise
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The subject line of this entry is the same as my last, but hopefully very few of you saw it or took notice of any of its meaning, (or lack there of
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some guy comes over to the the table and he's all like "sign my petition israelisraelisrael..." and we're like "whaaaaa" and he's like "sign my petition to take nuclear weapons away from the middle east!" and we're like "no."
and then he walked away and fancy john decided that nuclear warfare was "da bomb."