COWBOY 8a/?
Title: Cowboy 8a/?
Author: leigh1381
Pairing: Akame
Genre: Romance
Disclaimer: If only I could own sparkly beautiful bois ^___^v
Summary: He needs rest, lots of rest as his friends say but how can he do that when a sexy & haughty cowboy keeps bugging him
Note: I’m back again? …lol ^^0v
Chapter 8
“Where is that stupid man?” Kame huffs
Kame pokes his head from room to room looking for the older man
“AKANISHI JIN” Kame shouts
When Kame didn’t get any response, he continued to search the other man in the ranch
“AKANISHI” Kame hollers
“Kame?” a voice behind him hesitantly calls out
Kame turns back to see who had called him
“AKANISHI” he shouted
“No, it’s Pi actually” Pi gave out an uncertain smile
“Sorry” Kame lowers his tone of voice
“You seemed angry” Pi pointed out
“No I’m not angry” Kame denies and he plastered a smile on his face
“I heard you shouting”
“I am just being loud” Kame reasons
“You were looking for Jin?” Pi uttered
“Yes I am”
The murderous glint came back to Kame’s eyes when Jin’s name was mentioned
“That bastard” Kame curses
“See, you’re angry and swearing”
“Ok, so I admit” Kame finally admitted
“Why are you angry with Jin” Pi inquires
“I’m not only angry, I am just going to kill that dummy” Kame stated
“What did he do now?”
“Well I think you’re friend already lost it” Kame started
“Lost what?” Pi asks puzzled
“His sanity”
“Why?”
“Can you see this?”
Kame lifted his hand to show the other man what he had been carrying
“Why are you carrying rags?” Pi asks
“They are not rags”
“Then what Kame?”
“They are my clothes” Kame angrily exclaims
Pi closely looks at the clothes in Kame’s hand
“But they look so crumpled”
“Yes they are” Kame agrees
“You can just iron them out” Pi suggested
“No I cannot”
“You can ask someone to iron them out for you Kame”
Pi suggested again thinking the younger man doesn’t know how to iron clothes
“Even if I iron these clothes, I cannot wear it any longer” Kame stated firmly
“Come on now, don’t tell me you’ll buy new clothes to replace the ones you have because it was crumpled”
“That’s not it Pi”
“Then what Kame?” Pi frowns
Kame placing the other’s clothes on his shoulder and shoved one shirt at Pi’s direction
“Here, look at that and tell me if I could wear that in public”
Pi receives the handed shirt and spread it for inspection
“There’s nothing wrong with this …”
Pi started and stopped when he saw what the other man was trying to point out
“Now can you SEE it?” Kame asks
Keeping a straight face Pi handed the shirt back to the younger man
“Who did that?” Pi asks
“Oh the wonderful Akanishi Jin” Kame said sarcastically “The very talented Akanishi Jin”
“There’s nothing wrong with the shirt” Pi almost snorted
“NOTHING WRONG?” Kame said in disbelief “Are you blind?”
“There are just some holes”
Pi shrugs and then fakes a cough to cover his laughter
“Yes holes”
“You can still wear that in public” Pi advises
“And what have everyone look at me?”
“You can say it’s the latest fashion in the city”
“Yamashita Tomohisa it’s not fashionable if your shirt have big holes on the armpit part of your shirt”
“Atleast it air flesh” Pi reasoned “You don’t to worry that your underarm would sweat”
“Really?” Kame raises an eyebrow
“It’s an air cool shirt, sweat free”
“Having sweaty underarm is the last thing on my mind Pi”
“The shirt is still decent Kame” Pi convinces
“I really think you need to wear glasses” Kame advises “Have you seen the front of the shirt?”
“Yes” Pi nods
“Did you also see the holes?”
“Yes, they are there”
“Yes, they are there and the holes are EXACTLY CUTOFF TO SHOW OFF MY NIPPLES”
Kame’s voice rises once again in irritation
“That’s not too bad” Pi consoles
“For you maybe but not for me” Kame contradicted
“Huh”
“It’s okay for you to show off your nipples because you have manboobs and big tits” Kame insulted “And you are proud to show them off to people”
“Hey” Pi takes offence “Leave my manboobs out of this”
“I’m not like you” Kame concluded
“Damn right” Pi agrees
Kame sensed that the other man have something else when he agreed
“Huh?” Kame frowns
“Because if I have manboobs and big nubs, for you it’s the opposite” Pi grinned evilly
“What do you mean?”
“Because as per Jin, his Peepee has super duper small nipples”
“You’ve talked about my nipples”
“Yes and Jin also said that he needs to use a magnifying lens to find your nubs”
“Of course not”
“But mind you Jin said that your nipples are so delicious looking because they are so red Kame” Pi shares the information
“Really now?”
“Yes Kame” Pi looked thoughtful for a moment
“What?”
“Ah”
“What ah?”
“Maybe that’s why” Pi said still contemplating
“Huh?’
“Maybe that is the reason Jin strategically cut that holes so that he could also see your delicious nipples”
“Baka”
“He is exposing the part of you that he likes in this case your lovely nipples” Pi teases
“You two are really perverts” Kame said exasperated “When did you talked about my nipples?”
“Oh we always talk about your nipples”
“Really Pi” Kame wants to throttle the other man
“Yes when we have our coffee, when we light a cigarette” Pi said obliviously “During breakfast, lunch, dinner, snack, so basically everytime”
“Couldn’t you find a more interesting topic of conversation?”
Kame said sarcastically but the impact was lost to Pi obliviousness
“Ow~ we also talked about your thingy …” Pi happily informs
Glare
“Pi …”
“Jin said your thingy is the opposite of your nipples”
Scowl
“Jin told me …”
“Shut it Pi” Kame warns “I don’t want to include you in my anger”
Seeing the smaller man is really angry, Pi stopped blabbering
“Okay”
“Good”
“You know what Kame”
“What?”
“Atleast only one shirt tasted Jin’s artistry”
Kame without answering threw a pair of jeans at the other man and Pi once again inspects it
“There’s no holes on the sides” Pi concluded
“Spread the material” Kame instructed
Pi did as he was told and then promptly burst into laughter
“What were you saying Jin loves to expose the part of my body that he likes?” Kame said sardonically
“This is Jin’s masterpiece” Pi said while still laughing
“THE DAMNED BAKA CUT THE ENTIRE BACK AND CROTCH PART OF MY JEANS” Kame exclaims loudly
“That means he like your …” Pi doubled in laughter again
“Shut it” Kame glowers at the other man
Kame waited until the other man had controlled himself
“Jin is indeed a master” Pi concluded
“So now …” Kame said in an annoyed voice
“Now what?” Pi asks sensing the even more irritated from the other man
“Could you tell me where I can find Akanishi Jin?’
“With pleasure” Pi said thinking his friend would soon be a dead man
“Where?”
“In the stables”
“Thank you”
Kame fetches the clothes on the floor and turned on his heel in the direction of the stables
“Kame” Pi calls out
“What?” Kame slightly turned
“Just one thing”
“What Pi?”
“Invite me also when you finally wear the shirt and jeans in front of Jin” Pi requested
“BAKA” Kame shouted
Kame continued walking and he heard the loud laughter of the other man
“YOU’RE A DEAD MAN BAKANISHI JIN”
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Jin wipes the sweat off his face and uses his hat to fan himself
“I will be dead” Jin said softly and chuckles
He knows that what he did was wrong but he had enough, seeing the other man receiving all those stares because of the clothes that he wears
“I am really looking for trouble” Jin concluded
After declaring that, exactly when looks up he saw Kame marching towards his direction, the others jerky movement expresses repressed anger but he nonetheless he noticed in satisfaction that Kame’s clothes way better suits him
“Decently covered, that’s more like it Peepee”
Jin adapted a careless stance wanting to communicate to the other one that what he did was the right one
“You will see my point in the end Kazuya”
But when Kame was already a couple of feet away from where he is standing and he saw the fire burning from the other man’s eyes, Jin begins to doubt if what he did was too drastic
“Should I begin to run?” Jin questions himself
“Don’t even think about it Akanishi Jin” was Kame’s greeting
“Think about what Peepee?”
Jin pretended that he doesn’t know what the other said but he was aghast to know that Kame could read him so easily
“Making a run for it”
“It’s the farthest thing on my mind Kazuya” Jin lies
“Really?” Kame raises his eyebrows in disbelief
“Running away wouldn’t be manly Peepee”
“Oh the manly things” Kame said voice laced with venom
“Yes manly actions like …”
“Like what Jin?”
“Chopping woods”
“Anybody could do that” Kame scoffs
“Fetching water”
“Are we in the mountains?” Kame quips
“You’re so hard to please Peepee” Jin complains
“Are those the only things you can come up with?” Kame challenges
“Oh I do have the ultimate one” Jin answered mysteriously
“Please share” Kame mocks
“And it’s for you and you only Kazu” Jin said sweetly
“Oh~ I can’t wait” Kame tried to sound cheerful but failed
“The ultimate manly thing I can do for you Peepee …” Jin pauses and smirks
“Yes?”
Kame should have known already that when Jin lets out that kind of smile, outrageous or worse perverted thing would be coming next
“Is for my one-eyed monster to enter your butt” Jin leers for added effect
“WHAT?” Kame asks shocked by the other’s bluntness
“Akanishi is the man” Jin pointed at his chest
“YOU”
“Akanishi Jin would be the only man who will do that to you Peepee” Jin boasted
“Why do I even bother talking to you?” Kame rhetorically asks
“You’re attracted to me” Jin concluded
“Most unlikely” Kame counters
“Then it must be my pheromones working”
“Only pigs would respond to your pheromones” Kame jeers
“Of course not”
“And they will come running to your shouting oink~ our long lost big brother pig ~oink” Kame added sound effects to his insult
“Baka”
“Buta”
“You’re attracted to me but you just don’t want to admit it”
“Not”
“You are” Jin insisted
“When I join the piggy kingdom, maybe” Kame insulted
“I told you I am not fat Kazu” Jin insisted
“You are”
“I just eat a lot but I still have a well toned body with muscles” Jin boasted
“Muscles”
“I even have a six-packed abs”
“From what I can see” Kame pretended to inspect the others belly “It looks like a big lump of dough”
“Of course not” Jin said askance
“Yes it is” Kame nods to back
“NO”
And to prove his point Jin one by one undone his buttons
“What are you doing?” Kame gasps then looking around
“Proving that I don’t have an inch of fat in my body”
After tossing the cloth on the ground, Jin pulled the hem of his inner shirt to bare his body to Kame
“Akanishi Jin …” Kame’s eyes widen further
“See” Jin proudly said and pats his firm abdomen
“I cannot see” Kame answered back wanting to taunt the other man further
“Are you blind?” Jin said chafed
“No I’m not, flabby boy”
“Flabby boy?” Jin repeated unbelievingly “Did you say flabby, Peepee?”
“Yes I did, you’re royal fatness”
Kame’s is having fun watching the other’s mans shocked expression everytime he let’s out an insult
“Just watch” Jin huffs
“Watch what? A porky strip show”
“KAZUYA” Jin raises his voice
“What?” Kame asks innocently
“You …”
With Jin flailing, Kame even more teases the older guy
“PORK ON SALE” Kame hollers “BARGAIN OVER HERE”
“Pork my ass”
“PORKY JIN IS HERE EVERYONE”
“Stop it already stupid Peepee”
“CHUBBY JINJIN SELLING PORK”
Jin completely pulled his shirt off his body in which Kame involuntary gulps to prevent himself from drooling
“What are you doing?” Kame asks uncertainly
“Proving to you Peepee that I am NOT FAT”
“You’re so sensitive Akanishi”
“I’m not sensitive” Jin denies
“You have a complex …” Kame muses aloud “You must be really fat when you were younger”
“No I’m not, I am the perfect child” Jin boasted “Cute and really charming”
“Retarded and ugly” Kame counters
“You’re so stupid Peepee” Jin said annoyed
“Thank you very much” Kame said graciously letting the insult slide
“Baka”
Grin
“Stop grinning like that you bucktooth”
Grin
“Roger Rabbit” Jin said
Smile
“Stop smiling or else I will kiss you” Jin threatens
In response, Kame puckered his lips exaggeratedly
“You’ve asked for it” Jin advances towards the smaller man
“Kiss, kiss, kiss”
Kame added smacking sounds while still puckering his lips
“I’ll devour you” Jin added
When Jin is only a few inches away from Kame’s body, he stops and towers over the other man
“Now is the time to say your sorry Peepee” Jin encourages
“Sorry” Kame said in a small voice
“Baka, I can hear the laughter in your voice” Jin admonishes
“Do you now” Kame’s eyes sparkled in mischief
“You are so asking for it”
Jin grabs Kame on the arms trying to scare the other man
“Oh rough” Kame said gleefully “I like it”
“Maybe I should tie you up before kissing you”
“Very kinky” Kame flirted
“Okay let’s start off with …”
Jin let’s his hands slide at Kame’s arms, making the other man shiver
“Are you getting excited?” Jin whispered
“Yeah”
Kame knows he is a dangerous ground at the moment, he hopes that the other man wouldn’t really kiss him
“First kiss”
“Of course not”
“Really?”
“Yes really”
“Don’t tell lies”
“I have kissed a lot of people” Kame keeping a straight face to keep the lie
“A lot?”
“Hundreds” Kame exaggerates
That information doesn’t sit well with Jin at all so he needs to prods
“Who did you kiss Peepee?”
“I don’t kiss and tell” Kame answered secretively
“Name names Kazuya”
“If you must know I have kissed …” Kame halted trying to come up with names
“Who?”
“Uhm”
“Come on”
“Maru” Kame uses his friends name but at the same time gags at the thought
“Isn’t that a man’s name?” Jin frown “I though you are straight?”
Kame wants to smack himself in the head for his lapse
“That’s only her nickname” Kame lied once again
“What her name is Maru~yummy?” Jin scoffs
“Baka, it’s Nakamaru Yuiichi - na?” Kame’s statement ended as a question
“Nakamaru Yuiichina?”
“Yeah, yeah that is right?” Kame nods
“What an ugly name” Jin utters “How many times did you kiss her Kazuya?”
“Just once” Kame lies and added to himself “I wouldn’t even kiss him if he was a girl”
“Only once?”
“Yes”
“Why Peepee?”
“If you must know, it’s because of her nose”
“Her nose?”
“Because she has a huge nose” Kame informs “And it keeps poking me everytime she attempts to kiss me again”
“Hawk like nose?”
“Bigger and with flared openings”
Kame silently utters an apology to Maru for brutally insulting the other man’s nose
“I think we are even” Kame said to himself
“But you’ve kissed Peepee?”
“Yes we did” Kame said with conviction
“Then you have a weird taste Kazuya” Jin concluded
Jin wanted to laugh but controls himself because he wants to get more information from Kame
“Who else did you kiss?” Jin prodded some more
“I already gave you one name”
“I’m not satisfied” Jin said unreasonably
“What? Do you want me to give you the complete list?” Kame asks rhetorically
“Can you do that?”
“No and I wouldn’t” Kame said with finality
“So …” Jin let’s out a devilish grin
“So what?” Kame asks back a little bit wary
“You’ve already kissed girls”
“Yes” Kame said proudly and then cringes “Yeah keep lying Kamenashi Kazuya”
“Then it’s time for a new flavour”
“Huh?”
“Exotic flavour”
Jin’s smile became even bigger and Kame thought it would split the other’s head in half
“Exotic?”
“Are you game?” Jin asks
“What exotic flavour?”
“Yes or no Peepee” Jin urges the other man to answer
“Tell me first what you are planning” Kame requested a little apprehensive
“If I tell you, the excitement would die down” Jin reasons
“But …”
“Just a simple yes or no”
“No”
“Wimp” Jin chided
“No”
“Chicken”
“NO”
Kame said with force which quite downs the other man but not for long when he heard a series of whispered words
“Chicken”
“Akanishi Jin” Kame definitely heard the insult
“Jellyfish”
Scowl
“Little mouse”
Glare
“Scaredy-cat”
“OKAY, YES”
Kame shouted when he can no longer stand being called all kind of animal names pertaining to being a coward
“That’s my Peepee” Jin cheers getting what he wants
“You are such a bully”
“And you are so stubborn”
“So what is this exotic flavour you are talking about” Kame huffs
“You will now taste …” Jin halted in suspense
“Go on” Kame said impatiently
(kochira … douzo)