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Nov 14, 2011 01:25

vantas vantas they said with voices like radio announcements ( Read more... )

dave vantas (au)

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1/idefk adorablthirsty November 14 2011, 06:26:59 UTC
[WHAT.

THE.

FUCK?]

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2/i'll let you know when i'm done adorablthirsty November 14 2011, 06:28:05 UTC
[No. Just.

No.]

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adorablthirsty November 14 2011, 06:29:43 UTC
[Vantas.

Vantas.

But that tone.

He would know that style anywhere.

STRIDER.]

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adorablthirsty November 14 2011, 06:30:46 UTC
[BUT HE SAID VANTAS.

Oh god his thinkpan hurts.]

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smoothstrider November 14 2011, 06:37:33 UTC
hahahah
what
welcome to the wonderful fucking world of pokemon bro
asl

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spinitagain November 14 2011, 06:45:55 UTC
what indeed man
well nothing tried to eat me yet
thats a plus
now thats a little fresh but im a good soul
15/male/and uhh this place is twin leaf i think
i have no idea i didnt pay attention after the so youre stuck here
its dark out there take this

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smoothstrider November 14 2011, 07:04:59 UTC
oh shit
youve got like two years on us bro
names davi strider
coolest motherfucking chick youll ever meet
sup
that hot piece of ass down there with the other cherry font is my twin bro

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spinitagain November 14 2011, 07:08:34 UTC
names dave vantas
with enough awesome to be your match
wait
strider like bro strider
is this what youre saying here

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stridercrime November 14 2011, 06:40:30 UTC
right
dont know dont wanna know
for the sake of my sanity
anyway
sup cutie
you dtf

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spinitagain November 14 2011, 06:50:43 UTC
good i dont want to ruin my mysteries over here
and man im just covered in bitches today
all the bitches
anyways sup

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stridercrime November 14 2011, 07:00:38 UTC
ill be the bitch this time
just for you
lucky bastard
oh sweet a puzzle
too bad TZ aint here
she could draw me the best blind chick map

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spinitagain November 14 2011, 07:09:43 UTC
damn straight im lucky
we can flip for the second round to see who gets to take it
well just have to draw on in her stead
its not hard just shut your eyes and attack the nearest surface with colors

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theoogonibomber November 14 2011, 06:48:59 UTC
yESSSS, tHREE dAVES, tHIS IS GREAT,
tHE MORE dAVES, tHE BETTER, i THINK,
tHIS JUST MEANS THAT i HAVE, uHH, tHREE TIMES THE CHANCES, tO LEARN ALL YOUR, uHH, cOOLKID MOVES,
aND SOON, i WILL BE DROPPING IT LIKE IT'S HOTTER THAN, uHH, sOMETHING THAT HAS BEEN SITTING IN THE FIRE TOO LONG,

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adorablthirsty November 14 2011, 06:51:14 UTC
TAVROS I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD YOU START VOMITING THAT CRAP AGAIN AND I WILL BEAT YOU UNTIL YOU STOP MOVING.
DO NOT PULL THAT WHERE I CAN SEE IT.
I'M WARNING YOU AND THIS IS NOT AN IDLE THREAT.
IT'S A FUCKING PROMISE.

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stridercrime November 14 2011, 06:54:21 UTC
karkat stay away from my uguu kouhai
i have taken him under my care
i will make him better
faster
stronger
kawaii as fuck
do not interfere

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not here adorablthirsty November 14 2011, 06:55:26 UTC
[NOPE. Not even responding to that. He'll just throw something at Dave next time he sees him.]

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grimdarkcentaur November 14 2011, 06:52:25 UTC
Hello Dave
I trust that I require no further introduction

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spinitagain November 14 2011, 06:55:54 UTC
not a single bit
so tell me how is it you our creep
eridan lalonde
i have to know
im on the edge of my seat like this is st pedigrees eve

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adorablthirsty November 14 2011, 06:58:46 UTC
ERIDAN.
LALONDE.
DEAR SWEET MOTHER OF FUCK MY THINKPAN.

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spinitagain November 14 2011, 07:00:24 UTC
chill
rose keeps him on a leash
sometimes she stabs him until he shuts up
its cool

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