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[legendarylegs]

As flattering as it is to be in a few movies, I resent the fact that the actress portraying me hardly looks Chinese.

Gratuitous fan service aside, this is much more accurate.

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[choppinurdogz]

Makes me feel guilty. My movie counterpart looked just like me.

[choppinurdogz]

My... friends and I used to be heroes in my fandom. Then one of us murdered one of our own. Took us a while to figure it out, in the meantime, one of us banished himself to Mars, and I was arrested. We found out what the bastard had done and tracked him down, only to figure out his real plan. To blow up cities full of innocent people for the purpose of uniting people against a common threat in order to avoid a nuclear war. And that he did it thirty minutes prior to our arrival.

The people I used to fight alongside decided that the lives of thousands of people was a fair price tag for avoiding war, and chose not to reveal what had happened to the world. I chose not to sacrifice my morals. So one of them removed me to protect the new "Utopia".