"Tell me you come with a manual and that mine just go lost in the mail." YES :D I need manuals on guys, too :D
I love that the "nice" thing bit Kurt in the ass :D
Kurt's a phone *sniggers*
"At the very beginning of our romantic relationship, Blaine would make love to me quite fervently quoting from that book."
"What in the fuck?"
"I'm sure we are to be very gay today, and have a splendid time together, David."
Oh my GOD, it says so much about my ex that he did the same thing as Blaine, doesn't it? :D
... Dave has an eating disorder because of Kurt? That's just... sad. And messed up. But I WISH they would explore it in canon because it HAPPENS.
I am amazed that Dave hasn't popped a vessel yet or something... Or got a brain aneurysm. Your writing of him is awesome in this chapter *_*
Alex... Alex is awesome and Kurt didn't deny that he and Dave are going out *_*
Damn you, woman, now I'll have this story running round my head while I have to SLEEP. (I am an hour late by the way, but who cares when they have your story to read
Oh God, I feel so guilty! This is not worth anyone's lost sleep, believe me (and the next part is so much worse, it's terrible, it's torture)
'Kurt's a phone *sniggers*' I choked. But so true =P
Hmm, I don't think he has a full-blown eating disorder yet, but he could develop one in the future... Kurt will hopefully set him straight. I kept thinking I was being overly dramatic, but it was his crush (as far as my headcanon goes), the only other out gay guy in his school telling him he wasn't good looking enough to be his type and, yeah.
He's got this little mantra Kurt's just a friend, Kurt's just a friend, Kurt's just a friend - we'll see how long that holds ;P
Awww, really? I borrowed Alex from a friend of mine, I'll be sure to tell her that!
Oh, you've seen nothing yet. The next part. Ugh, I finished it and thought immediately "Well done, you have just reached a whole new level of nastiness"
WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME. usually I'm eloquent, I use BIG words and make riviews worth litarary magazines... AN D THEN YOU COME ALONG AND ALL I CAN SPEW OUT IS: "Dave is so beautifulz! Like OMG, Kurt! Just effing jump on him already! TACKLE HIM, DAMNNIT! Alexis is so great and the mould was epic! EXCLAMATION MARKS GALORE!!!!!!!!!!".
This is what you have reduced an A+ lit student.
AND YOU PROMISED ACTUAL BOY LOVE! Not that Dave in the shower didn't have me going faint, but the THE SEXUAL TENSION THAT SHOULD BE RESOLVED is driving me batshit. And I've never even used "batshit" in... EVER before.
And now, it's off to work for me and hey! Good Morning Frustruation!
I HATE YOU!
Also, you are beautiful and I love you, even more than I hate you (but only by this much: ________).
Well I just LOVE your grammar and syntaxis errors!!! So much, and they're beautiful and I love them and don't hate them a bit!! Solo boy love? :/ Joking, you'll get... something in the next part. Yeah. Something. Are you kidding me? Seriously, I'm getting scared of this mind-reading you have going on, because I used 'batshit' for the first time EVER in the next part of this chapter... *looks over shoulder*
Not, but seriously, this is going the 'bad romance' way, you keep promising kurtofsky action, I make your fic my home page and NADA! You're either gone or back to taunt us with 'maybe', 'almost but not quite', 'let's breath on eachother, have steamy eye-sex and then whistle because HEY! Slash? What slash?'.
DO THEY NEED A MAP TO GET OUT OF EGYPT? CAUSE I CAN MAIL THEM ONE LIKE RIGHT NOW!
If you need some motivation, it's my birthday on the 13th. If that isn't enough... you know that guy that looks at you a bit to closely when you go out for bread/coffee? HE'S ON MY PAYROLL! YES! YOU ARE BEING WATCHED! *makes meanacing squinty eyes at you*
I'm so batshit... THE BAT'S ARE OUTTA DA CAVE! I'M BATMAN! I'M...NOT GOOD AT THIS!
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I need to go to bed, *lalalalala*
*is off to read*
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YES :D I need manuals on guys, too :D
I love that the "nice" thing bit Kurt in the ass :D
Kurt's a phone *sniggers*
"At the very beginning of our romantic relationship, Blaine would make love to me quite fervently quoting from that book."
"What in the fuck?"
"I'm sure we are to be very gay today, and have a splendid time together, David."
Oh my GOD, it says so much about my ex that he did the same thing as Blaine, doesn't it? :D
... Dave has an eating disorder because of Kurt?
That's just... sad. And messed up. But I WISH they would explore it in canon because it HAPPENS.
I am amazed that Dave hasn't popped a vessel yet or something... Or got a brain aneurysm.
Your writing of him is awesome in this chapter *_*
Alex... Alex is awesome and Kurt didn't deny that he and Dave are going out *_*
Damn you, woman, now I'll have this story running round my head while I have to SLEEP. (I am an hour late by the way, but who cares when they have your story to read
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'Kurt's a phone *sniggers*' I choked. But so true =P
Hmm, I don't think he has a full-blown eating disorder yet, but he could develop one in the future... Kurt will hopefully set him straight. I kept thinking I was being overly dramatic, but it was his crush (as far as my headcanon goes), the only other out gay guy in his school telling him he wasn't good looking enough to be his type and, yeah.
He's got this little mantra Kurt's just a friend, Kurt's just a friend, Kurt's just a friend - we'll see how long that holds ;P
Awww, really? I borrowed Alex from a friend of mine, I'll be sure to tell her that!
He didn't, did he? Hmmm...
Sleep tight!! =D =D =D
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I think so, too. I mean, he's still a teenage boy and that's what can happen to teenagers. Hope you write something about it :)
Poor Dave, really :D
Yes, tell your friend :D
And yes, I wonder if Dave noticed :D
I did, thanks :P
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But thank you *____* =P
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I enjoy it entirely too much as well ;D
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usually I'm eloquent, I use BIG words and make riviews worth litarary magazines... AN D THEN YOU COME ALONG AND ALL I CAN SPEW OUT IS: "Dave is so beautifulz! Like OMG, Kurt! Just effing jump on him already! TACKLE HIM, DAMNNIT! Alexis is so great and the mould was epic! EXCLAMATION MARKS GALORE!!!!!!!!!!".
This is what you have reduced an A+ lit student.
AND YOU PROMISED ACTUAL BOY LOVE!
Not that Dave in the shower didn't have me going faint, but the THE SEXUAL TENSION THAT SHOULD BE RESOLVED is driving me batshit. And I've never even used "batshit" in... EVER before.
And now, it's off to work for me and hey! Good Morning Frustruation!
I HATE YOU!
Also, you are beautiful and I love you, even more than I hate you (but only by this much: ________).
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Would you look at all those grammar and syntaxis errors?!
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Solo boy love? :/
Joking, you'll get... something in the next part. Yeah. Something.
Are you kidding me? Seriously, I'm getting scared of this mind-reading you have going on, because I used 'batshit' for the first time EVER in the next part of this chapter... *looks over shoulder*
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Not, but seriously, this is going the 'bad romance' way, you keep promising kurtofsky action, I make your fic my home page and NADA!
You're either gone or back to taunt us with 'maybe', 'almost but not quite', 'let's breath on eachother, have steamy eye-sex and then whistle because HEY! Slash? What slash?'.
DO THEY NEED A MAP TO GET OUT OF EGYPT? CAUSE I CAN MAIL THEM ONE LIKE RIGHT NOW!
If you need some motivation, it's my birthday on the 13th.
If that isn't enough... you know that guy that looks at you a bit to closely when you go out for bread/coffee? HE'S ON MY PAYROLL! YES! YOU ARE BEING WATCHED! *makes meanacing squinty eyes at you*
I'm so batshit... THE BAT'S ARE OUTTA DA CAVE! I'M BATMAN! I'M...NOT GOOD AT THIS!
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