So I'm not dead, if anyone is interested. Sorry about not commenting on anyone's journal. I've been around but I haven't felt very internet social. I suspect I'll pay for this by having no one actually read this post or any subsequent posts. Ever again. Oh, well. This could be a good thing, I guess. If no one reads, I can say whatever I want ( Read more... )

I discovered Host Club last night. It took me a while to actually get to sleep last night because I would remember something I had read in the manga and burst out laughing. Very funny. Can't wait to get home and read some more.

I'd skip English Lit. to go home and read some more, but I'm afraid the professor will somehow kill me in my sleep with ( Read more... )

"beloved back entrance" is the best euphemism Ever. EVER.

Today, in US history, I had the urge to say, "It worked in Blazing Saddles!" Alas, I suppressed it.

The world needs a Friendly Hostility/House crossover. Fer Srsly. Colin and House going head to head would be of the awesome.

Just saying.

Quit staring at your crotch, Horcaine. I'm sure there's nothing worth seeing.

And you should really get your hand out of your employees' asses.

p.s. The ME creeps me out. Her eyes! ::shudders::

I know why Horatio Caine stands with his legs spread all the time! His genitals are sticky with his own self-importance!

Seriously, Horcaine, get over yourself. And your sunglasses are stupid.

Why do I watch this show? I hate is so, so much.

Okay, so two teenagers are in a deserted park or field, making out on a blanket not far from a parked car. Things are getting hot and heavy when this psycho with a knife appears out of nowhere and attacks them. They both run to the nearby dark, scary forest that leads to civilization because psycho-dude is between them and the car, but the guy ( Read more... )

My old alma mater made the evening news! I'd be almost proud if it weren't for the fact that the report was about someone reading a Nazi speech over the PA system.

Way to go, Forestview! This totally beats the Mullet Watch segment you had going for the student news when I was there.

It's a horror story.

( Okay, so it's not really a horror story, but it felt like it at the time... )