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[couldbeinvenice]

Right. So.

What crawled up into the coffee and died? Nothing that fifteen minutes and a hairpin couldn't fix, of course. Did the ITs last term take their coffee like their women, or is God attempting to send me a message about the state of my soul?

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[teamfinch]

Tastes like coffee to me.

[couldbeinvenice]

You're welcome.

[teamfinch]

It could use a little something extra, but I'll let someone else take care of that. Coffee is coffee.

[couldbeinvenice]

Fascinating!

[wishforfalling]

Much appreciated, Jack.

[couldbeinvenice]

I do what I can.

[wishforfalling]

Are you normally this handy?

[couldbeinvenice]

Well, you don't normally pull in seven figures for doing barrel rolls.

[ifitaintbroke]

Way to ruin good coffee.

[couldbeinvenice]

Aren't you a little young to be chugging the black crack anyway?

[ifitaintbroke]

Mom always told me drinking that stuff would stunt my growth, but nobody said anything about it making me look younger.

[couldbeinvenice]

I've got some bad news to break to you if you're over sixteen, then.

[notdownyet]

Coffee's for suckers.

[couldbeinvenice]

I'd make a joke about snorting coke off one of the MechAs here, but I'm not sure if that's kosher on a government-regulated network.

[notdownyet]

Off a hooker in a MechA. I doubt anyone's that excited about the MechAs.

[couldbeinvenice]

I've met some pilots who'll take flying over fucking. I wouldn't be that surprised.