How to Fight the Deep Ones

[le_bebna_kamni]

Scenario 1: you're staying at the Innsmouth hotel and you find your room surrounded by fish people.

Scenario 2: you've just made yourself up some frozen fish nuggets (about the same compositional quality as chicken nuggets, just with some unidentifiable sea critter

Comments

[delosd]

The situations are a *bit* different. In the first case you really need a deep-fryer.

But then still the tartar sauce!