I'm kind of thinking buying addi needles is a cry for help

[lazulisong]

-- actually I just want to blank out for a hour and realize that I have miraculously finished the Ensei/Seiran fic, complete with porno, and have posted it to universal acclaim and love. As am pretty sure that is not going to happen, I will instead poke hopelessly at it for a while.

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[woodburner]

I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT YOU MEAN

...GOD IT'S SO HARD TO DO THAT

Also I swear I will have the tie thing finished in a couple of days or so. lolz @ debilitating nausea)

[lazulisong]

I'm going to go crazy before this thing gets done. Because they don't love each other passionately, they don't cling to each other, and they wouldn't die if the other did, but when the one shows up the other like oh THERE you are and they go right on as if they'd never been apart!

orz

I hate Seiran. Hateses him. Ensei I hate slightly less.

[woodburner]

Yes because with Ensei if you say "go have sex with him" he might be all "..." but then he'd be like, "oh why the hell not," and then you can get on with your porns, but Seiran, noooooo, not Seiran.

[lazulisong]

Noooo because he's a bitchy little princess. *kicks him really hard* Whereas Ensei has been heard to observe that Seiran totally looks like a girl anyway and I think Seiran really did try to kill him anyway.

[majochan]

The comments on this post have provided much amusement this morning. My thanks.^^

And yayEnseiandSeiran fic.

.......write the midol thing. *silent glee*

Seiran just begs to be made fun of, sometimes. And you sure that the fact that Meishou wasn't there when the Satsujinzoku was wiped out wasn't because he got tired of not-sleeping?XD

I really shouldn't XD about that.........*runs away*

Majo

[lazulisong]

But -- if I write the Midol fic Seiran will kill me ;___;

He's driving me crazy. *glowers*

[majochan]

*amused* Isn't he going to kill you anyway?

Can't be worse than all those times I made him crossdress. ....

Drat, now he's going to kill me. *Runs away*

Majo

[branchandroot]

I feel for you. The only person I have been able to get Seiran in bed with is Ryuuki. Which is a fun fic, and twisted and wrong in all sorts of delightful ways, but really.

I think I really /will/ have to throw him to Kochou in order to get him laid.

[lazulisong]

Yeah, I think that's your best option at this point. We spent the last three days negotiating pornos and right now Ensei is all 'so how about you just do me? I don't mind if you do me' and Seiran seems to think that a hand job might be nominally acceptable. *glares at him*

*ears perk up* Wait, Seiran/Ryuuki pornos? Where? When? GIMME. I need to post all the drabbles I did for the last meme, because that's the closest I've gotten him to agreeing to porn too. Not um that Seiran has issues or anything. Noooo.

[branchandroot]

It's true, he's such a damn Ice Princess. And also, um, kind of /alarming/ when he does agree to get into bed with anyone besides Ryuuki. He's almost agreed to one with Shuuei, but I think that's because Shuuei is a lot kinkier than I expected him to be and doesn't mind if his partner is a little... well, /crazed/. Man's a freaking thrill addict.

Well, the Seiran/Ryuuki isn't quite finished. It's got a middle, but not really a beginning or end. *frowns* Maybe I'll work on that today, until Shou gets off his creaky old ass and gives me more of his "finding his new imperial toy a secretary" scene.

[lazulisong]

I would pretend to be surprised by Shuuei being an adrenalin addict but uh this is the guy who wakes up in the morning and says to himself, I am bored! I should poke Li Kouryuu with a stick a lot today♥, so really, not so much with the surprise.

*feeds the bunnies a lot*

[ontogenesis]

I think your ideas about their relationship are perfect! I hope you can write that story, and have Seiran called a bitchy little ice princess too. ^_^