Speaking of last night

[lazulisong]

I think I figured out a way to do it but Yazoo indicated quite clearly that if I thought he was going to be turned into a girl I could try doing it with most of my head blown off. DAMN his dignity!

My brain just refuses to go the whole Hentai Materia route, I'm sorry.

Kadaj could be kind of girly sometimes but that was ok because Yazoo could be

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[white_aster]

Aw, that's ok. I'll love just about any of the stuff you were tossing around last night. :)

[lazulisong]

Mako side effects and Kadaj basically going "Ahn. Oh help help. Eeek. Save me. ♥" and Cloud going "THAT'S REALLY CREEPY OKAY. -- GOD HOW DO I GET THESE THINGS TO STOP GOING UP YOUR SKIRT." and Yazoo wandering off, tail twitching, to go beat the shit out of Reno, and Loz sitting on a chair with Tifa torn between horror and maternal instincts staring at him.

BECAUSE HE IS TOTALLY A FIVE YEAR OLD GIRL.

*kicks you*

[lazulisong]

Loz cannot be an adult female becuase then I have Rude in my head staring at him with glazed eyes and Tifa is like HOLY SHIT HE'S GOT MORE OF A RACK THAN I DO?! and Rude is like omgBRUNHILDE?! and Reno eventually pours cold water on him.

FemaleYazoo just sort of allows Reno to drag her off, looking bored and dignified.

[laylah]

You know, the other obvious put-a-girl-in-the-story route is to have Jenova involved in the whole incestuous pile.

Of course, then you're back to the tentacles issue. ^_^

[lazulisong]

I AM NOT WRITING JENOVA ;____________;

No, see, Cloud gets the tentacles because he's the one most traumatized by them. You KNOW if Kadaj got tentacles it would be all "*sluuuurp*" "STOP THAT DAMMIT." "*wide-eyed innocence* I didn't do a THING, Niisan! *sluuuuuuuuuuuuuuurp*" "AUUUGH AERITH MAKE HIM STOPPPP." "*distant sounds of someone pounding the ground and howling with laughter*".

[laylah]

You're so species-ist. Alien sex death viruses need love too. ;____;

That's totally a good reason to give the tentacles to Cloud, though.

[lazulisong]

I am all about the Cloud trauma, man.

Yazoo apparently has this thing he can do with the mind control and if Tifa and Kadaj glare at each other too much he looks at Cloud and goes, "You have a migraine." "What are you talking abou -- OW!" "Tiiifa! Kaaadaj! Niisan has a migraine! DDDD:" "*ZOOOOOM* POOR CLOUD DDDDD: POOR NIIISAAN DDDD:" "I HATE YOU YAZOO." "Hmph. They were interupting my reading."