things I never want to hear in my head ever again OR adventures with my Reno voice

Nov 02, 2005 17:47

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white_aster November 3 2005, 04:53:23 UTC
...Yazoo is longhaired, very taciturn, Loz is a big ol' doofy shorthair tomcat, and Yazoo is all eyes and bones and feral hissing when Leon dares to Try And Take Away His Niisan?

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lazulisong November 3 2005, 05:34:14 UTC
basically yeah. (did you see you put in Yazoo twice? XD)

Kadaj isn't QUITE so much a show-type Siamese that he's got the weird triangle face and body shape and all but he is a Very Skinny Graceful Kitty with Big Melting Eyes that tend to cross hilariously at people. Yazoo's a Balinese, a long haired Siamese, and Loz is an applehead Siamese, so he's pretty um ... big boned.

There is apparently much hilarity on the cameras because Cloud will try to go to bed -- with or without a partner -- and if the triplets are in cat-shift they try to take over his bed and Kadaj always bags the best spot -- either on the pillow with his tail on Cloud's nose or on his chest so he can breadloaf at him and stare at him like a small, crosseyed nightmare -- and Yazoo and Loz object and eventually they get kicked out of the room because they just clawed Cloud in the groin. And then spend the next forty five minutes scrabbling desperately at the door and crying at the top of their lungs.

Not, uh, that I have ever had a cat that did that, I mean.

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white_aster November 3 2005, 05:58:27 UTC
and eventually they get kicked out of the room because they just clawed Cloud in the groin.

:snickers: Now THAT's comedy. Ah yes, I can recognize the ring of the True Pet Owner's Pain.....

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lazulisong November 3 2005, 06:07:14 UTC
I am reliably informed that Kadaj has tried shifting back to human to see if Cloud would let him stay in the room if he was, you know, naked human instead of cat treading on his chest.

It didn't work. AND his brothers got mad at him.

Dude, hell yes, Cloud and the triplets are worth half the mansion sitting around with popcorn in front of a screen, laughing their heads off.

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flinkie November 3 2005, 05:28:20 UTC
Somehow, all of a suden, David Bowie playing Sephiroth, turning to the camera, green eyes slitted...and issuing forth a deep, sult-er, slutty 'meee. yowwww.' gaily flits around my brain.

Very, very gaily.

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lazulisong November 3 2005, 05:37:22 UTC
o_o

Yeah so?

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yukie1013 November 3 2005, 05:38:48 UTC
I keep picturing Loz as a Maine Coon cat XD or a Turkish Van.

And yes. Kadaj? Is a Siamese. Because HE GOTS THE LOUD. HE IS A VERY GOOD ORATOR! SEE HIS RHETORIC AND BEHOLD HIS ELOQUENCE IN YOUR EAR AT THREE AM HEY NIISAN FEED ME.

*cough*

Yazoo is maybe a silver Persian?

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lazulisong November 3 2005, 05:43:23 UTC
I'm still thinking balinese or, come to think of it, Turkish Angora for Yazoo becuase they're both skinny and long haired.

If I was a mean person I would make Loz a Ragdoll. Ragdolls are awesome.

We had a Siamese mix and every so often he'd take it in his head that EVERYBODY WAS DEEEEAD and scratch frantically at my door and cry at the top of his voice and THEN do nothing but go OMG YOU'RE ALIVE?! at me when I staggered out to kill him. ANd THEN he didn't want on the bed or fed, just to know that I was up and about to wring his neck. JSUT THE ATTENTION, he said. AS LONG AS I KNOW YOU ARE ALIVE.

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yukie1013 November 3 2005, 12:39:34 UTC
Ooh, Balinese! How could I forget them? Eeee. I love.

And HEE XD Ragdolls have de beeeeg blue eyes.

And and ohlordie. Oh man. XD I think that must've been why my late wonderful neighbour Patsy's siamese Sampo sometimes went nutters and YOWWW YOWWWW?ed loud enough for the whole street to hear him early in the morning.

AAAAND!

Kadaj always bags the best spot -- either on the pillow with his tail on Cloud's nose or on his chest so he can breadloaf at him and stare at him like a small, crosseyed nightmare ...KADAJ HONEY HAVE YOU BEEN TALKING TO MY CAT HERE BECAUSE THAT IS NOT FUNNY

Fnur. Devil kitties.

I awoke this morning to "*STARE* I am LEGLESS! I stealthily and skillfully imitate a POTATO! Now feed me dammit. Because you loooove meeeeee."

I love cats even when they're the devil.

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*attempts to get on Kadaj's good side via catnip*

Poor Cloud. ^^;

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