You know, I'm not even in the DNAngel fandom (not really, just enough so that you couldn't count dragging me in or anything) and yet I do so still love to see you rant about it.
If you ever do go on a massive, bloody reviewing spree, you must inform the flist, of course. With snippets and examples. ♥
No! Because we're not actually suffering, you are. (I would point out that you don't suffer much when I do the same thing with the Gravi fandom, but I think I quoted enough to make it hurt.)
YOU'RE READING NARUTO FIC BECAUSE YOU LIKE SEEING ME LAUGH EVILLY? ♥ (The manga is better anyway? Though, I don't know how much of a pain it would be to download the chapters once a week on dialup.)
Huh, I've seen NaruIno stories rec'd before, but I've never actually read any of them. I'll check it out. <3
Yes, but THEY can't breed. To get a female thief Satoshi and Daisuke would have to have a boy and a girl, then those two would have to marry, and produce a girl. And THEN there's a good chance that she'd be hosting both Dark and Krad and can you even imagine?
Plot wise, you could get over that by having the Satoshi and Daisuke offspring produce twins. But still.
Even then, the Satoshi or Daisuke offspring girl has only a 50% chance of passing on the X-chromosome with the rider condition on it.
Um, hi, teleute12 sent me here to enjoy the idea of a ff.net bloody reviewing spree. And my mother is a biology teacher, so I spent a great portion of my teenaged years plotting Punnett squares until I got them RIGHT, dammit!
But if she married the male offspring of the other, wouldn't that increase the chances of one of the Xs having the correct condition?
That's why I figured on them having children that married each other -- and just to make it wronger you could have it so that they marry the Harada twins, except that would make the Satoshi and Daisuke offspring a bit too close genetically for comfort.
Or would it? Dammit, I forget. I do know if identical twins marry identical twins, their offspring will be genetic siblings.
Technically, it is possible for a female to be XY, but the child in question would be infertile. I think it involves the baby being overrun with a freak wave of female hormones before birth, resulting the body developing female characteristics despite male genes.
On the other hand, it's a very rare genetic disorder, and the probability of it cropping up in either the Hikari or Niwa bloodlines is practically null. In addition, I imagine that either Dark or Krad manifesting would wreak havoc on the host body, and quite possibly turn the child male in the process.
In fact, I could probably work around the X-linked problem easily -- but not in the same generation as Satoshi and Daisuke, and there's no indication in the series that other families have the same ... problem. And even that you could argue that there's branch clans of Niwa and Hikari, but then again the families don't seem to be er very fertile.
This is the worse birthday present I ever had, I got turned into a boy. With a- And everything! I think I need to angst for the next two chapters until I find out the boy I have a crush on is not only gay but houses my inheritance's enemy. Oh woe is me, I just know I'm going to be uke in any relationship from now on, at least the boy I have a crush on is gay. *shot*
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. . . I love you.
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Sometimes I wonder why I even stay in this fandom, and then I remember I really like the goddamn story. >_>
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Funny how that whole liking something is enuogh to make you not run away screaming from the fandom, eh?
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Also because I try not to pay attention to fandom.
And just because I like something doesn't mean I won't mock it viciously. You know, like you and MaLoki or TeniPuri.
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If you ever do go on a massive, bloody reviewing spree, you must inform the flist, of course. With snippets and examples. ♥
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AND DAMMIT WHY AM I READING NARUTO FIC? T____T I can't even get fansubs now and I don't have cable!
Have you read Foxhound? It's NaruIno, but she's got a good grip on the story world.
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YOU'RE READING NARUTO FIC BECAUSE YOU LIKE SEEING ME LAUGH EVILLY? ♥ (The manga is better anyway? Though, I don't know how much of a pain it would be to download the chapters once a week on dialup.)
Huh, I've seen NaruIno stories rec'd before, but I've never actually read any of them. I'll check it out. <3
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Or write Kanata Kara fic. THAT will make you bastards suffer.
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Plot wise, you could get over that by having the Satoshi and Daisuke offspring produce twins. But still.
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Um, hi, teleute12 sent me here to enjoy the idea of a ff.net bloody reviewing spree. And my mother is a biology teacher, so I spent a great portion of my teenaged years plotting Punnett squares until I got them RIGHT, dammit!
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That's why I figured on them having children that married each other -- and just to make it wronger you could have it so that they marry the Harada twins, except that would make the Satoshi and Daisuke offspring a bit too close genetically for comfort.
Or would it? Dammit, I forget. I do know if identical twins marry identical twins, their offspring will be genetic siblings.
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Technically, it is possible for a female to be XY, but the child in question would be infertile. I think it involves the baby being overrun with a freak wave of female hormones before birth, resulting the body developing female characteristics despite male genes.
On the other hand, it's a very rare genetic disorder, and the probability of it cropping up in either the Hikari or Niwa bloodlines is practically null. In addition, I imagine that either Dark or Krad manifesting would wreak havoc on the host body, and quite possibly turn the child male in the process.
And it's still no excuse for bad fic.
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In fact, I could probably work around the X-linked problem easily -- but not in the same generation as Satoshi and Daisuke, and there's no indication in the series that other families have the same ... problem. And even that you could argue that there's branch clans of Niwa and Hikari, but then again the families don't seem to be er very fertile.
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Because the world really needs genderswitch!Daisuke that badly.
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