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[lazulisong]

1. Had a short day at work today as we need like, five and a half caregivers according to our lords and masters, and six according to the people who are actually on the floor (they let us wear jeans to work on Tuesday. does anybody SERIOUSLY feel loved because they get to wear jeans to work? our flippin' UNIFORM is khakis!) but of course, she says

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[wordkink]

I actually read these snippets out loud to my wife because they make her giggle hard enough to wake up the dog. Such win :D

[ymfaery]

The Vice President's anecdote wasn't included in the minutes? D: Was there too much vulgar language or something? XD

[velithya]

Is the last one Pike? :D

[lazulisong]

yep!

[uminohikari]

Sobbing, best titles ever.