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[lazulisong]

OH MY GOD IT'S TENDOU'S (totally fanon because god forbid they come up with this shit, it's like they think we weren't begging for special episodes where Tendou is like :| all the time and Kagami realizes it at the last second) BIRTHDAY TOMORROW AAAAHHHH

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[beckerbell]

AHHHH SHIT WHY DID YOU HAVE TO POST ABOUT THIS NOW I FEEL I SHOULD DO SOMETHING FOR TENDOU'S BIRTHDAY. >:| <--this is the face I am making at you, Meg!

I do have a question, though. If Tendou's birthday is so close to Christmas, does everyone have to get him two presents, one really big one for a combination, or does Tendou not accept presents if you didn't make them yourself or something?

[lazulisong]

Tendou doesn't celebrate Christmas, exactly; he makes cake and Kagami has this horrible feeling he's supposed to be doing something on Christmas Eve but can't figure out what it is until Juka texts him like OH MY GOD WHEN ARE YOU PICKING ONIICHAN UP FOR YOUR DATE and then he's got another round of BUT NOBODY TOLD ME WE WERE DATING until Misaki-san actually breaks something laughing. And then Kagami rushes around, finds a skinny cashmere scarf to give Tendou and shows up with his hair sticking straight up and trying to look composed and takes him to look at Christmas decorations.

Christmas presents? Eh, he can live without them but he likes finding perfect things for everybody. Kagami's just like, I cannot take care of a cashmere/merino lamb's-wool sweater, Tendou, it will die.

For his birthday Tendou just wants everybody at his house where he can make sure they're all where they belong and feed them and Juka can give him a sweater she's made and hidden badly from him, and Hiyori can make him a cake and Kagami can, as aforementioned

[beckerbell]

I suspect that Tendou has to be a little goaded into celebrating (as it were) Christmas, which he mostly does for Juka and then Hiyori, too. I can see Tendou enjoying making perfect popcorn garlands and perfect homemade tree ornaments, even though he's not really big on Western stuff, but if it makes Juka and Hiyori happy....

I am undecided about whether or not they have an annual tradition to make snowmen or have a snowball fight because I really want them to, just because Tendou in a snowball fight would destroy anyone on the opposite team and it would be really funny. (Possibly especially if Kagami and Renge elected to be on the other team by themselves, versus Team Kusakabe/Tendou Family and it would be a brave, noble death they faced.)

Possibly there will be makeouts, or snow.

*brightens* WHAT CAN I DO TO BRIBE YOU INTO EITHER OF THESE? :D :D :D

[lazulisong]

well you know Tendou doesn't get the point, exactly, but Juka loves it and so he makes it perfect for her. And Kagami really loves it too so Tendou guesses it's okay. Maybe. It's an excuse to cook.

Oh dude Tendou and Juka take on the entire neighborhood AND WIN because they're just that good. I dunno about snowmen but he probably piles snow in silver dishes like they did in Heien times and admires it.

>____>

[uminohikari]

But what if he were born halfway between the two? Then there would be sun, but the light would still be growing!

[lazulisong]

dude this is tendou that wouldnt be ~*~meaningful~*~ enough for him

[velithya]

Yes but the important question is what would Jim Kirk be doing-

[lazulisong]

oh please he's in a place with Worm, he's going to be out there with a flamethrower and a crazed look of glee.

[velithya]

oh hey speaking of Jim Kirk I just got linked to this and it was pretty freaking hilarious!!

[lazulisong]

OW FUCK I GAVE MYSELF AN ASTHMA ATTACK THANKS EVER SO ... I love carrier pigeon mccoy like a fire in my pants