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[lazarus_rises]

Someone mind running everything by me one more time? The last thing I remember was a bunch of girlie mags on the ground and suddenly someone or something's pushing me through that door. Meanwhile, I've got my very own stunt double running around for a few weeks, but is he doing any stunts? Is he breathing fire or jumping off buildings, or even

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[im_not_a_rookie]

Welcome back, Dean.

[lazarus_rises]

Don't get all gushy on me. I know how much you missed me.

[im_not_a_rookie]

I'll try to restrain myself. And don't rub it in.

[lazarus_rises]

Restrain, huh? I always knew you were into that kinky stuff.

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[quiet_carpenter]

They don't seem malicious.

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[lazarus_rises]

They're annoying and...little! Besides, by the time you realize that most things like this are malicious, they're ripping your heart out and having it for dinner!

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[quiet_carpenter]

I honestly don't think they mean any harm.

[withoutsorrow]

Iron. Thank goodness somebody else recognizes the threat.

They're not acting malicious as far as I can tell, but I don't trust Fair Folk.

[lazarus_rises]

Iron. Man, that's just the magic wand for everything.

You and me both.

[withoutsorrow]

Works on pirates pretty well too. If you, you know. Hit them with it.

So, I'm being told that these fairies are different from my fairies, but frankly, on the off chance that they're not -

[lazarus_rises]

Works pretty well on ghosts too.

Try not to point and laugh if people turn out to be wrong. Me, I'll be busy trying to save their asses.

[family_remains]

Fairies?

Uh.. You probably shouldn't do that.

[lazarus_rises]

Iron flyswatter?

[family_remains]

What, really?

[lazarus_rises]

You got a better idea? I'm all ears.

Of course, right now they've probably got fairy dust in them.

[rainandholly]

You do realize that the fairies are harmless, right? After all the fuss that's been going on about fairies...

[lazarus_rises]

Yeah, well I've run into a few harmless things in my life. Things that don't exist, things that grant wishes, things that...supposedly watch over you while you sleep.

Trust me, they've all been bad news.

[rainandholly]

Then they obviously weren't harmless. The fairies are.

[lazarus_rises]

Maybe right now. But who's to say that as soon as you close your eyes they won't fly in one ear and eat their way out?