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[lazarus_rises]

Someone cancel my subscription to The Sun. I did not want to see that. And while you're at it, remind the powers that be that I'm still waiting for my first issue of Busty World's End Beauties.

In other news, I feel like the freakin' Orkin man. Am I the only one annoyed by these monster bugs? Why does it have to be bugs? Man, I hate bugs.Anyway, I

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[im_not_a_rookie]

Really? Pie?

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[lazarus_rises]

Well, traditionally it's cake. But we can hope.

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[im_not_a_rookie]

I don't know, Dean. I think I'm more partial to cake. Especially if it's chocolate.

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[lazarus_rises]

Are you seriously siding with cake? I mean, don't get me wrong. Cake is okay, it's got the icing thing going for it and all. But pie is pie.

[myownmemory]

What girls would want to be in a magazine like those pictures?

The...Orkin man? Don't be such a wuss. They're only bugs.

You should come over, it's for Eileen's birthday.

[lazarus_rises]

As many as it takes to wipe those last pictures out of my mind.

Hey! They're big bugs, okay? And they're not 'only bugs' when you've almost had the flesh stripped from your bones by a bunch of them!

[myownmemory]

...Really? Flesh stripped off?

[Voice]

[lazarus_rises]

I'm pretty adept at killing most things. Comes with the job.

[Voice]

[lazarus_rises]

I'm a hunter. It's a family business.

[championship]

E-er, um... Why... Why would you want a magazine like that...?

[lazarus_rises]

I'm guessing you have a few years before you hit eighteen.

I need a birthday for her orz

[championship]

Well, I'm going to be turning sixteen this year!

[xxredfieldxx]

Get bored of PlayTurk?

[lazarus_rises]

Oh, I've still got a few back issues.

[Voice]

[im_not_a_rookie]

Not if I find them, you won't.

[Voice]

[xxredfieldxx]

There was more than one?