Arrival of Grosky the Man

[groskymanlyman]

A prone figure lies in a large yet manly heap in the atrium of the dressing room. Slowly they come round and stand up. It is none other than Inspector Clamp Grosky, manliest of men. He runs a hand through his fluffly yet masculine crop of chest hair.

"Hmmm."

He tries the door, but it refuses to open. With manly determination he tugs feebly at the

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I do believe this is the manliest post we've ever had sdhgbsdfg

[primarydeux]

[...well. Clive has seen newcomers before, but she's definitely never seen one so... boisterous.]

...excuse me? You're new here, right?

Who's th- Well well well...

[groskymanlyman]

[Grosky opens his manly eyelids and is immediately confronted by a stunning vision of loveliness. He gets to his feet, his manly chest hair quivering with lust]

Dear lady! I had not hoped to meet such a beautiful stranger in this strange place! Um, talking of that, where am I exactly?

[primarydeux]

[Oh sweet jesus what.]

...uh. This place is some kind of interdimensional... thing that draws people from different times and worlds. And there's no way home.

[Clive does not do the newcomer greeting enough to be fluent in it. Particularly when confronted by someone so... manly.]

Sounds legit.

[groskymanlyman]

Ah. Fascinating...

[Grosky subtly yet in a manly manner gets to his feet and drapes his arm around this beautiful stranger's waist.]

You seem to know your way around here. Perhaps you could give me a tour?

[His manly hand starts to move slowly down towards her finely shaped backside...]

Oh jesus I might as well.

[icefreckled]

[Maria's emerged from the snow room for once, just in time to find Grosky in the lobby. Which she will undoubtedly regret. Blinking a bit, she steps over to peer down at him.]

...what are you doing?

This place is growing on me!

[groskymanlyman]

[Grosky is keeping fit, doing manly push-ups on the atrium floor.He hears a voice and looks up. Has Grosky died and gone to Heaven?? Another beautiful(ish) stranger, ripe and ready for a slice of the manly Grosky-love pie.]

My word! This interdimenthingy is certainly starting to look a lot more fun!

[Grosky, being a manly man, knows exactly what to do in these situations. He immediately tears off his shirt and reveals his sculpted masculine forms to the delicate flowers in front of him.]

[icefreckled]

...is there a reason that you're stripping in the lobby?

[She's starting to remember why she avoids everyone. :|]

[groskymanlyman]

I uh... I was feeling very hot! From all the manly things I have been doing! Yes, hot and sweaty.

[He runs a hand through his manly chest hair, now so proudly on display. She must be liking this, what woman could resist this much man?]

So, what brings a pretty little thing like you round these parts eh?

[realmandonpaolo]

[Don feels a THREAT TO HIS MANLINESS and decides to approach.]

Well, well, if it isn't the pompous Inspector I've heard so much about.

[Arms are folded, because real men do that, right?]

[groskymanlyman]

Ah, hello there! I wonder old chap, would you mind awfully helping me to my feet? My manly strength has failed me all of a sudden and I seem to be stuck on the floor.

[He spots Don's own manly facial fuzz.]

My word! That's the finest mustache I have seen in a long time old chap! Almost as manly as my own! Do you use any product on that?

[realmandonpaolo]

[He was all prepared to hate you, Grosky, on account of you being a policeman, but now you've complimented his moustache you have a friend for life.]

Ahhh, well you see my moustache is 100% au naturale and cannot be replicated by any products known to man.

[Twiddles one side of it with his finger.]

Since you're a man who can clearly recognise a fine moustache when you see one, I will indeed help you.

[groskymanlyman]

No product? Why you lucky fellow! I have to keep to a very strict regime to keep mine in check. Lord knows what being stuck here is going to do to it.

[He strokes his manly fuzz mournfully, and with the Don's help gets to his feet.]

Much obliged old chap, much obliged. So, what's your story? How'd a manly chap such as yourself get dragged to this interdimenthingy?

[sassy_gay_anton]

[Well now, that heap on the floor is certainly very MANLY. And Anton really, really longs for such a MANLY MAN in his live. Grosky, this is your unlucky day. Anton skips over, trying not to be too gleeful about his find.]

Why hello there~

Might I be able to offer you some assistance?

[groskymanlyman]

That is very kind of you old chap. I could really use a hand getting to my feet, it would appear my manly strength has failed me somewhat.

[He eyes the door that he failed to conquer, despite his manliness.]

Damn silly thing. Why build a door that doesn't open?

[sassy_gay_anton]

Oh, I think that's the door out and no one can get out.

[Says this as if it's no big deal.]

But all the same, I'd be glad to help a strapping man like you get to his feet~

[Offers out an extremely feminine hand that might not be able to support Grosky's manly weight.]

[groskymanlyman]

Too kind, too kind.

[He grasps the surprisingly attractive stranger's hand and slowly heaves himself to his feet.]

Grosky's the name, Inspector Clamp Grosky. Who might your very thoughtful self be?