Comments | lavvyan: And yet more purty flowers

lavvyan

And yet more purty flowers

Oct 04, 2006 07:10

I'm blaming smuffster (who else?), who wanted her little blue sunflower, and carolyn_claire, who wanted bees. As usual, I took general botany and twisted it to fit the storyline. Which basically means that while a lot of the biological stuff in this little piece is actually true, all combined is pure nonsense. Also, the title is a bit misleading: the bumblebee doesn't ( Read more... )

fic, greenhouse au

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bibliotech October 4 2006, 05:16:02 UTC

This is so so good in the best of strange ways.

lavvyan October 4 2006, 05:40:22 UTC

*laughs* Thank you!

sars October 4 2006, 05:16:56 UTC

*big gasping breaths* roflmao

That was the funniest thing ever *worships the ground you walk on*

lavvyan October 4 2006, 05:41:21 UTC

Thank you. You may rise to stand before your goddess. *generous*

But, seriously, you can't imagine how much I scared my cat when I started cackling over finding the "frisky bumblebee". *g*

sars October 4 2006, 06:37:41 UTC

Hee. That was too funny :)

Lookise

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lavvyan October 4 2006, 07:37:32 UTC

Gorgeous. *hearts*

20thcenturyvole October 4 2006, 05:19:36 UTC

Then the bumblebee's proboscis dove inside the first floret, and sunflower gasped at the sensation of being filled, feeling empty as the insect pulled away, only to drive its long shaft back into the next floret. And the next, and the next, until sunflower was a quivering mass of floral incoherence, not caring about anything but the insect leaping up the thick nectar his glands had produced.

*whimpers*

lavvyan October 4 2006, 05:41:41 UTC

Hot, isn't it? ;p

20thcenturyvole October 4 2006, 05:47:21 UTC

NO! NOT HOT! Under no circumstances will I admit this is hot!

Oh God, my brain.

lavvyan October 4 2006, 06:10:56 UTC

What about me? I had to write this! *g*

temporalrose October 4 2006, 05:29:09 UTC

OMG Carson the Vibrating Cross-Pollinator!!

*dies*

lavvyan October 4 2006, 05:41:59 UTC

Yes. I might feel ashamed about this one day. *nods*

pushkin666 October 4 2006, 05:36:19 UTC

"I'm a frisky bumblebee" How did you write that without falling about laughing?

Good to see more of this.

lavvyan October 4 2006, 05:42:46 UTC

I didn't! I totally didn't, and it freaked out the cat like you wouldn't believe. *is still laughing*

pushkin666 October 4 2006, 06:00:34 UTC

Have just been and told the other half (who is a slub a bug in bed), about the new part. He's already freaked out about flower porn but now says he's having nightmares about the bee! LOL

lavvyan October 4 2006, 06:13:46 UTC

*rofl* That's what I live for - scarring other people's significant others for life. ;p

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