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lavenderjones

How to be Smoove like Lavender Jones.

Jul 23, 2009 14:43

*Tell The Border Fangs you are planning to be in their country for 2 months on vacation. Spend 6 hours getting things sorted to get to the other side ( Read more... )

bottle, stupidity, fractures, injuries, toes, toothbrush, falling, smoove

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ocdchild July 23 2009, 19:54:46 UTC

I've done the same thing when I first bought an electric toothbrush.

I'm so glad I'm not alone :D

lavenderjones July 23 2009, 20:05:56 UTC

LOL Thanks for making me feel better!

ocdchild July 23 2009, 21:38:00 UTC

Anytime!

sisterred July 23 2009, 20:18:02 UTC

Thank you for a desperately needed laugh.

lavenderjones July 23 2009, 20:27:59 UTC

Some days were just MADE for LJ.

autumnsfolly July 24 2009, 18:54:01 UTC

hilarious!!!!!

Okay - here's my entry. We thought our microwave was broken. It's one of those fancy convection/microwave things? It does everything great, but not popcorn.

No microwave popcorn.

For two years.

Seriously.

So we finally bought a new one. Same model. Same brand.
While installing it, and cursing our old non-popcorn popping microwave, we notice ...

on the popcorn button ...

in small print...

must elevate bag

This whole time - the old machine popped popcorn just fucking fine, thankyouverymuch - if you ELEVATE the bag. It was clearly written on the button. Took us two years and a brand new machine to see it.

Sent the new machine back. Cost us $60 in shipping.
Smoooove.

I may even repost this. I think I shall.

lavenderjones July 26 2009, 18:58:18 UTC

Hahahahahhahahaa...

I still get half way through brushing before I remember to turn the damn thing on. Make sure you put up a post-it note.

ghostlynights July 26 2009, 04:29:51 UTC

heheheh

lavenderjones July 26 2009, 18:59:00 UTC

The next night I realised Boy's was electric too... he KNEW his was!