Great jumping potato shoots, I am so tired and sore. One of the fridges iced over to the point of non-functionality at work yesterday, and I was closing, so guess who got to help take apart and thaw and clean the whole thing? And when I say "clean" I mean "scrub the enormous metal tile thingies within an inch of their lives" and "throw out all the ( Read more... )

People! People!My finger! It's healing ( Read more... )

This afternoon at work I noticed a note on one of the recycling bins that said "No hot ash". My very first thought: "What are they expecting, Vesuvius?" My second thought was that my perspective is probably a little different from most people's. :D ( Read more... )

To the person who called me last night looking for "Denny ( Read more... )