I don't know how in character this may be, but...here's my take on it:
1.) DO NOT LOOK BELOW HER NECK. Ever. Don't stare at the neck for too long either, pervert. 2.) Do not 'borrow' her ammo and then claim to have it replaced by the morning. I've seen your kind before, you'll be dead by midnight D< 3.) If you value your special place, don't pull on her ponytail. 4.) Don't think of another woman whilst in the company of Claire. Dead or alive, no one compares to a Redfield. NO ONE. 5.) If you have any work colleagues or friends called Steve, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD IGNORE THEM. Don't take any of their calls, delete their e-mails, blank them in the office. If Claire gets reminded of Burnside in any way, you'll be half the man you used to be. >_>
Did you update Serendipity on the 17th? I randomly went to your ff.net page to check and it says there's 23 chapters, yet when I click on the fic itself, it says it was updated on the 8th and has 22 chapters. THIS SITE BETTER NOT BE MESSING WITH ME AGAIN. .___.; It wouldn't be the first time! AHH, anyway, I'm sorry if I've missed your update on it. ;_______;
I'll be on it like butter on toast whenever FF.net stops being a tool and lets me read it!
HO SNAP! I feel like such a douche, and I was really looking forward to that one too. HF&*WRGT&FDS*FCHS*. I'm sooooo sorry. DDDD: I am so pissed off with ff.net right now. >____> *refreshes story until chapter finally stops hiding from me*
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I don't know how in character this may be, but...here's my take on it:
1.) DO NOT LOOK BELOW HER NECK. Ever. Don't stare at the neck for too long either, pervert.
2.) Do not 'borrow' her ammo and then claim to have it replaced by the morning. I've seen your kind before, you'll be dead by midnight D<
3.) If you value your special place, don't pull on her ponytail.
4.) Don't think of another woman whilst in the company of Claire. Dead or alive, no one compares to a Redfield. NO ONE.
5.) If you have any work colleagues or friends called Steve, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD IGNORE THEM. Don't take any of their calls, delete their e-mails, blank them in the office. If Claire gets reminded of Burnside in any way, you'll be half the man you used to be. >_>
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I know that I wanted the ending to say "Just Don't Date Her At All" because Chris reads this over and decides against it. xD
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I'll be on it like butter on toast whenever FF.net stops being a tool and lets me read it!
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I did update on the 17th, yes. It was the Parenting chapter, just for you! xD <3
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I WILL READ IT! I WILL ;_; <333
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FF has been screwy with me, too. <3333 No need to feel bad.
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