Supernatural-West Wing Title Challenge
I know it's strange, sir, but I'm feeling a certain big brotherly connection right now. You know, obviously I'd like that feeling to go away as soon as possible.
Toby Ziegler, "Lies, Damn Lies and Statistics" The West wing
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So last year,
musesfool ran the
Firefly-West Wing Title Challenge, in which people wrote awesome Firefly stories based on West Wing titles, and lo, it was awesome. And I said, very reasonably, "Vic, you should do that again for SPN, because I love both my shows so much."
And now...here I am, running the Supernatural-West Wing Title Challenge.
Same rules apply--SPN stories with West Wing titles. Some titles will be more obviously fitting than others ("Somebody's Going to Emergency, Somebody's Going to Jail." It's like they Knew.), but the stories don't have to be related to the plot of the episodes in any way, so anything you want goes.
Guidelines:
* Gen, het, slash (obviously including wincest), whatever floats your boat.
* Supernatural fandom only, please, as that's kind of the whole point.
* Title must be the title of a West Wing episode. Again, that's kind of the whole point.
* Length: at least 500 words, but you know, be ambitious, go crazy, don't be limited by word count.
* Two part episodes with the same title count as one title, except for "Inauguration Part II," which is subtitled "Over There" - you can use "Over There" as a separate title, if you like. There are 151 titles to choose from, and it'd be awesome to see some variety, don't you think?
* Please comment to this post with your chosen title. More than one person can choose the same episode title, since you won't be duplicating plots, just titles, and I imagine people will be inspired in different directions, so even if two or three stories have the same title, they won't be identical. I'll strike through the titles already chosen, so it's easy to tell at a glance, for those of you who don't want to duplicate, though.
* Deadline... Well, there will be no shunning or calling out if you don't make it, but let's say October 9-16. That's when I'll put up a master list post and you can all link to your stories in the comments.
* Join in. You know you want to! Feel free to pimp, as well.
* And finally, the list of titles
- Pilot
- Post Hoc, Ergo Propter Hoc
- A Proportional Response
- Five Votes Down
- The Crackpots and These Women
- Mr. Willis of Ohio
- The State Dinner
- Enemies
- The Short List
- In Excelsis Deo
- Lord John Marbury
- He Shall, from Time to Time
- Take Out the Trash Day
- Take This Sabbath Day
- Celestial Navigation
- 20 Hours in L.A.
- The White House Pro-Am
- Six Meetings Before Lunch
- Let Bartlet Be Bartlet
- Mandatory Minimums
- Lies, Damn Lies and Statistics
- What Kind of Day Has It Been?
- In the Shadow of Two Gunmen: Part 1
- The Midterms
- In This White House
- And It's Surely to Their Credit
- The Lame Duck Congress
- The Portland Trip
- Shibboleth
- Galileo
- Noël
- The Leadership Breakfast
- The Drop In
- Bartlet's Third State of the Union
- The War at Home
- Ellie
- Somebody's Going to Emergency, Somebody's Going to Jail
- The Stackhouse Filibuster
- 17 People
- Bad Moon Rising
- The Fall's Gonna Kill You
- 18th and Potomac
- Two Cathedrals
- Manchester: Part 1
- Ways and Means
- On the Day Before
- War Crimes
- Gone Quiet
- The Indians in the Lobby
- The Women of Qumar
- Bartlet for America
- H. Con-172
- 100,000 Airplanes
- The Two Bartlets
- Night Five
- Hartsfield's Landing
- Dead Irish Writers
- The U.S. Poet Laureate
- Stirred
- Enemies Foreign and Domestic
- The Black Vera Wang
- We Killed Yamamoto
- Posse Comitatus
- 20 Hours in America: Part 1
- College Kids
- The Red Mass
- Debate Camp
- Game On
- Election Night
- Process Stories
- Swiss Diplomacy
- Arctic Radar
- Holy Night
- Guns Not Butter
- The Long Goodbye
- Inauguration: (Part 1)
- Inauguration: Over There
- The California 47th
- Red Haven's on Fire
- Privateers
- Angel Maintenance
- Evidence of Things Not Seen
- Life On Mars
- Commencement
- Twenty Five
- 7A WF 83429
- The Dogs of War
- Jefferson Lives
- Han
- Constituency of One
- Disaster Relief
- Separation of Powers
- Shutdown
- Abu el Banat
- The Stormy Present
- The Benign Prerogative
- Slow News Day
- The Warfare of Genghis Khan
- An Khe
- Full Disclosure
- Eppur Si Muove
- The Supremes
- Access
- Talking Points
- No Exit
- Gaza
- Memorial Day
- NSF Thurmont
- The Birnam Wood
- Third-Day Story
- Liftoff
- The Hubbert Peak
- The Dover Test
- A Change Is Gonna Come
- In the Room
- Impact Winter
- Faith Based Initiative
- Opposition Research
- 365 Days
- King Corn
- The Wake Up Call
- Freedonia
- Drought Conditions
- A Good Day
- La Palabra
- Ninety Miles Away
- In God We Trust
- Things Fall Apart
- 2162 Votes
- The Ticket
- The Mommy Problem
- Message Of The Week
- Mr. Frost
- Here Today
- The Al Smith Dinner
- The Debate (West Coast)
- Undecideds
- The Wedding
- Running Mates
- Internal Displacement
- Duck and Cover
- The Cold
- Two Weeks Out
- Welcome to Wherever You Are
- Election Day
- Requiem
- Transition
- The Last Hurrah
- Institutional Memory
- Tomorrow
- Isaac and Ishmael
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*Guidelines stolen shamelessly from
musesfool, who got them from
liviapenn.