Why replacing canon characters with Sues rarely works

[laurelsblue]

Browsing the Pit, I came across this and was instantly enraged by the summary.

A woman has shown up in Konoha: Lady Ami Luna Uzumaki. Naruto's mother, but she's also the mother of the sand siblings. But she was married to the Fourth Hokage. What's going on? implied 4thHokageOC and KazekageXOC TemaxShika NaruSasu NejiGaa KankuroXOC

No. Just no. No

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[ladyassassin]

I think my brain just collapsed on itself. What kind of horrible crap is that? D:

[laurelsblue]

I have no idea. :(