FANART-THAT-LOOKS-DRAWN-BY-A-FIVE-YEAR-OLD CONTEST!!!
Today is the day! I invite you to the grand exhibition of five-year-oldish fanart! Did you not have the time to finish your masterpiece? RL was being a bitch and you couldn't let your creativity fly high? Do not worry, you can still submit your works commenting to the original post for the contest or sending the pics with PM or through whatever via you deem better (that sounded awkward, but I hope you get what I mean).
Warnings: There are some NSFW pieces and maybe some blasphemy towards the catholic religion.
Edit 10-20-10 : two new entries added! Another section for exhibition out of contest opened!
Edit 11-01-10: three new entries added! (Well, one is mine, but there are new WK and SPN pics!)
Anyway, without further addo, THE PICS!! (And the voting instructions)
How does this work?
Each person can vote solely for three pictures in no order of preference. On November 1st, the one with more votes will be the winner of the special prize of the audience (or whatever the correct name should be). You can comment about what you like or the pics/captions that crack you up the most as many times as you want, but please, only one comment for the voting (with the three favourite pics)! Is that understandable? I'm tired and sometimes explain myself with my ass (that is, horribly). Any doubt, just ask.
I'm late, I'm late, I'm late!!! But I wanted to participate!! What should I do?
Sending your entries anyway to the original post for submission (http://lauand.livejournal.com/74260.html), via email, PM or whatever strikes your fancy as communicational system. I'll upload them to this post as soon as I receive them. The "penalty" of sorts is that less people will be able to vote for you if they had already spoke up when I upload your pic, but I think it's still worth it, send your shit my way! I assure you it's fun. And some fandoms are sadly underpopulated! So don't worry about being late to the party, but please, take part!
Hey! You're cheating! There are drawings by you there!
I still think I have a chance at the special prize granted by the audience, dammit!!! I want to take part, too!!! I'll even post late some shit so that you can see that I'm as much scum as the worst of you!!!
Errrr... the previous categories and the actual submissions don't really fit.
Yes, I've noticed. New categories will be created and old ones abolished to fit the statistic side of things and make things as fair as possible.
I've got another question.
Shoot. That's what the comments are for, (amongst other uses).
And now, finally, the moment you were all waiting for.
Ordered by fandom:
ARSLAN SENKI (THE HEROIC LEGEND OF ARISLAN)
Title: Two In One
Artist: lauand
Description: Narsus achieves the impossible and combines his two biggest passions: painting and Darun.
BOSTON LEGAL
Title: Wedding Night
Artist: Rebecca2525
Description: This is Boston Legal, right after the series finale. Denny and Alan are lying in bed, holding hands and enjoying their wedding night. Denny has a gun, because he loves guns nearly as much as he loves Alan, and Alan is smoking a cigar.
CABIN PRESSURE
Title: The Rescuing of Sir
Artist: enigel
Description: First Officer Douglas Richardson manfully rescuing Captain Martin Crieff from the smoke-filled fuselage. (Further spoilery context: during a test, in the training center, where they were all supposed to be rescuing a dummy...)
CROSSOVERS
Title: Duel
Artist: deathcomes4you
Fandoms: Robin Hood / El Zorro
Title: Tea For Two
Artist: wispykitty
Fandoms: Weiss Kreuz / Harry Potter
Description: Farfarello and his new best friend, Lord Voldemort, enjoy a nice cup of tea!
Title: On The Cross
Artist: wispykitty
Fandoms: Bible / Lord of the Rings / Weiss Kreuz
Description: Farfarello and Gollum impress their friends and fans with their re-enactment of the crucifixion of Jesus!
Title: Let's Be Friends
Artist: wispykitty
Fandoms: Weiss Kreuz / Lord of the Rings
Description: On a trip to Middle Earth, Schuldig meets Legolas and friendship blooms!
Title: I Love Soccer
Artist: wispykitty
Fandoms: Weiss Kreuz / My Little Pony
Description: Ken and his new friend, Ace the pony, have fun kicking around a soccer ball.
Title: Every Little Girl Wants a Pony
Artist: wispykitty
Fandom: Weiss Kreuz / My Little Pony
Description: For Aya-chan's birthday, Ran gave his little sister a pony - his name is Teddy. Nothing brings him more joy than leading her around the forest on her new friend!
Title: Every Little Telepath Wants A Pony
Artist: wispykitty
Fandoms: Weiss Kreuz / My Little Pony
Description: Schuldig and his new friend, Teddy the pony, take Schuldig's new red balloon for a walk!
DIE HARD
Title: John McClane Kicks Ass
Artist: Rebecca2525
Description: This is the first Die Hard Movie. John McClane is on the roof of the Nakatomi building and blowing up a bad guy. He has a machine gun, a hand granade, and of course bare feet!
DR. WHO
Title: The Doctor on Mars
Artist: Rebecca2525
Description: This is Doctor Who. You can see the Doctor with his sonic screwdriver, the TARDIS, and an alien.
FROM EROICA WITH LOVE
Title: Offerings
Artist: Lauand
Description: Dorian expresses his love offering the Major a red rose. The Major expresses his love offering to shoot Lord Gloria.
GUNDAM WING
Title: Happy Ever After
Artist: orehime
Description: Here they are years after the war (still wearing the same clothes!) with the house that they built. Even though its a happy sunny day, Heero can't bring himself to throw away that gun still!
KINGDOM HEARTS
Title: Don't Worry Riku, I'll Keep You Safe Forever (but written as in the pic above)
Artist: exponible
Description: This is Sora and Riku, from Kingdom Hearts, sharing a paopu fruit.
LORD OF THE RINGS
Title: See You Later
Artist: lauand
Description: Glorfindel and Erestor don't exactly say good-bye. Set in Gondolin, just moments before what Glorfindel would call later "His Incident With The Balrog".
NARUTO
Title: Kakashi Saves Iruka From the Evil Missing Nin...
Artist: caeseria
Description: Kakashi Saves Iruka From the Evil Missing Nin... and later, after the mission briefing...
SAINT SEIYA
Title: Virgo <3 Leo
Artist: lauand
Description: Obviously, Shaka and Aioria are very much in love. Romance in the Sanctuary.
Title: Caballeros (Knights in Spanish)
Artist: radio_phabada
Description: radio_phabada provided none, but I'd say it's Shaka kicking the Bronze Saints' Asses and Ikki trying to impersonate a chicken.
SAIYUKI
Title: Domestic Bliss
Artist: lauand
Description: Just a family portrait with Gojyo, Hakkai, Hakuryuu, the house and the clouds in the sky.
Title: Naked Gojyo
Artist: deathcomes4you
Description: The author provided none, but I'd describe this as Gojyo showing his stickfigury charms to an unwilling Sanzo who is trying to claw his eyes out at the sight. Censorship courtesy of a random crab.
Title: Mal de Amores (lovesickness)
Artist: radio_phabada
Description: The text says -- Sanzo: "Hi, you"
Gojyo: "I'm lovesick"
SHERLOCK HOLMES (BBC SHOW)
Title: The Epic Seduction of DI Lestrade
Artist: enigel
Description: John and Sherlock are persuading Lestrade to join them into a threesome. Lestrade is blushing, overwhelmed by it all. :D
SILENT HILL
Title: te red peramid fing
Artist: exponible
Description: this is pyramid head from silent hill 2 just chillin' with his great knife.
SUPERNATURAL
Title: Sam n Deen walk off into teh sunset.
Artist: enigel
Description: Teh title says it all!
WEISS KREUZ
Title: Schwarz
Artist: lauand
Description: Everyone's favourite dysfunctional family.
Title: When Dinosaurs Attack
Artist: caeseria
Description: The author provided none, but I think the pic is self-explanatory! XD
Title: Lunch
Artist: deathcomes4you
Description: Heroically, Schuldig is prepared to save Brad from the dinosaur. If it just wouldn't be so damn big. And Brad shouting instructions really doesn't help, either (caption provided by honigjaeger).
Title: Lunch Revenge
Artist: deathcomes4you
Description: The sequel to the previous pic. Schuldig is not to be underestimated!
Title: Takatori
Artist: skyrat13
Description: What's going on? Why it's Aya vs. Takatori. Can't ya tell?? Lol
Title: Do I Dazzle You?
Artist: wispykitty
Description: Crawford wears glasses made from the skin of vampires!
Title: Schwarz und Weiss
Artist: wispykitty
Description: Putting aside their differences for an afternoon of football has become a weekly tradition for these two opposing teams!
Title: Bobbies
Artist: wispykitty
Description: What does Crawford miss the most about his old girlfriend? Boobies!
Title: Damsel In Distress
Artist: deathsomes4you
Description: Yohji wondered whether Aya had grown or whether the screwed up perspective made him look so big, but he sure looked impressive chopping up the other stick people (caption by honigjaeger).
Title: Kawasaki Llama
Artist: skyrat13
Description: Not provided, but I think the pic and the title help to understand what's going on.
Title: Oh, Mister Sun
Artist: wispykitty
Description: Farfarello and Schuldig know that Mister Sun likes to see dead people! They like to make their new friend happy!
Title: This is Where Schwarz Lives
Artist: wispykitty
Description: Follow Farfarello into the magic and mystery of Schwarz's "Secret Room", where they plot and plan for world domination!
Title: Take It Bitch!
Artist: wispykitty
Description: Schuldig and Crawford take a ride on the Sylvia Express!
Title: Aya Saves a Princess
Artist: genuinelie
Description: All he really needed was a possessed horse to save the day.
Title: Going to the Zoo to See the Lions
Artist: indelicateink
Description: Schwarz are excited to take a trip to the zoo.
Title: Schwarz At Breakfast Table
Artist: mainekosama
Description: Schwarz At Breakfast Table as drawn by a 5-year-old Naoe Nagi.
X - 1999
Title: Smoking Is Baaaaaad!
Artist: exponible
Description: Seishiro (sunglasses) and Subaru (bandaged) from X.
YAMI NO MATSUEI
Title: Te hotest seen in Yame no Matsway
Artist: exponible
Description: Hisoka and Muraki on that fateful night.
YOU'RE MY LOVE PRIZE IN VIEWFINDER
Title: Everything Is Better With Tea
Artist: lauand
Description: Fei Long is sad thinking of Asami and Takaba being happy without him, but Tao is making his best to comfort him with a delicious cup of tea!
HORS CONCOURS (Thanks to enigel for the term)
Here I proudly inaugurate a new section to be able to exhibit old works or the pic of your nephew or whatever you want the world to see but you're too ashamed to show in other circumstances. So please, feel free to send your old shit my way, too (but please, indicate it's an old work and thus, not eligible for an award) so that I can upload it here and we all can rejoice at its fiveyearoldishness.
Title: Kinky Gay Sex
Artist: enigel
Fandom: Stargate
Description: Jack O'Neill and Daniel Jackson engaging in kinky gay sex, as observed by a self-proclaimed fag hag and LJ friend of the author.
Title: Caeseria made me do it
Artist: lauand
Fandom: none
Description: Caeseria dared me to draw a retarded dinosaur. I accepted the challenge. NOW I DARE YOU TO DO THE SAME!! Are you able to draw a retarded dinosaur? Please, send your retarded dinosaurs my way (for exhibition).
And that's all for now.
As I said, the submission period IS STILL OPEN, I'll upload the new pics as they come (until November 1st, on that date, the winners will be announced and the contest will be officially closed), so don't hesitate to send your late works my way! (You won't be the only one, I assure you).