[FOURTH WALL] burning with entrepreneurial spirit

[latteheart]

Does this...happen often around here...?

Um! Right, since there's a lot of people, this is a perfect time-! [Deep breath]

Everybody, come to Cafe Alpha! Down on Bonito street, behind the high school! First drink for newcomers is free-!

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[starfishwuvu]

GURL, STARFISH LOVES YOU.

[latteheart]

. . .

you knew this was coming.

[emomachine]

...Alpha? Alpha! You're here!

get your emo out of my 4th wall 8< 1/2

[latteheart]

Eh?

...I mean! Yes, I am! [AWKWARD.]

[latteheart]

[Wait wait she recognizes you from that picture-!]

I-I'm sorry. I...I know you, don't I...?

/CUE EMO BACKGROUND MUSIC

[emomachine]

Huh? But... [and there goes his happy face.]

You don't remember me...?

[evrythingismine]

[WALKS IN]

[latteheart]

Hello! Welcome to Cafe Alpha! [/PROFFESIONAL!]

[evrythingismine]

[stares at her]

[latteheart]

[S-STOP STARING AT ME]

...u-um. Hello! W-would you like something to drink, sir?

[chuugoku_monban]

C-could you spare a starving gatekeeper a cup of oolong?

[latteheart]

Of course of course! Coming right up!

[chuugoku_monban]

-Chinese girls are now sitting. Please wait warmly until ready.

... wait, there's no chair there. How is she doing that?!-

[latteheart]

[La la preparing tea! Bringing tea over! Staring because there's no fucking chair there.

What even.]

Eh?!

[smilehappypeace]

Hauuuu~! A cafe? Is it like Angel Mort? Is it?

[latteheart]

Ah? Angel Mort...? I'm...not sure...

[smilehappypeace]

You don't know Angel Mort? You don't?

[latteheart]

No, sorry...should I have?