/takes a sledgehammer to the [Fourth Wall]

[latteheart]

...ah.

Isn't it too soon for this sort of thing? I just got back...

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[sunrisebeeeeeam]

[CRASHES IN ON DIS.]

WHOA. I remember this place...

[latteheart]

Oh! It's you, ah... [GIVE HER A MINUTE] ...Ichiro! Hello again!

[sunrisebeeeeeam]

Hi! Alpha, right? Have you seen Jiro?

[latteheart]

...not yet. But I'm...I'm sure he'll show up soon.

[humble_cube]

May I ask what it is too soon for?

[latteheart]

Another one of these crazy events! I've only been here a day or two, you'd think they could wait a while.

[/DOESN'T NOTICE ANYTHING

[humble_cube]

A day or two?

[He is looking around quite surprised]

Excuse me for this sudden invasion of privacy but may I ask of your gender?

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[latteheart]

...eh?

[old_man_discedo]

This coffee needs more vodka!

[latteheart]

The bar's next door!

[old_man_discedo]

Feh. You young whippersnappers think you can just build whatever you want without my approval?

Put the damn vodka in the coffee or just unbutton your shirt there a bit and we call it even.

[latteheart]

..........

["Accidentally" spills a pot of coffee on his lap. Fresh, boiling hot coffee.]

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[hakai_aniki]

Hmph...you're still here.

[hakai_aniki]

...

What do you mean, you just got back?

[sunrisebeeeeeam]

SABURO! HEY, HEY YOU! [Waves obnoxiously YOU KNOW YOU SEE ME.]

[hakai_aniki]

[He's just going to glare at first, and then ignore the flailing with a smirk on his face. For about a whole minute.]

Is there something you want, 01?

[karasu_hane]

Hey lady! You're a human, aren't you?

[latteheart]

Eh? No, I'm not.

[karasu_hane]

Really? Coulda fooled me. You SOUND like a human!

[latteheart]

Ahaha, everyone says that! I wouldn't really know...all the other robots I've met are like this as well...