Comments | latrine_orderly: IC ASK ME ANYTHING meme

latrine_orderly

IC ASK ME ANYTHING meme

Jan 20, 2006 15:40

Okay, so Lupin gave me some truth serum formula, and I'm thinking, AWESOME, all kinds of things I can do with this! So I got Lord Il Palazzo's permission to go down into the ACROSS laboratory (since that's where the EZ-bake oven is!) and make some truth-pastries to give to the director! I even put in a couple drops of common sense potion, since she ( Read more... )

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classprotector January 20 2006, 21:41:13 UTC

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What the hell, Excel.

latrine_orderly January 20 2006, 21:43:57 UTC

Oh, nothing, just that I've fallen victim to my own grievous incompetence yet again! How are you today? One with your emo?

classprotector January 20 2006, 21:50:49 UTC

Well, I'm gonna vent it in violence. Which works.

So if I ask you something you'll tell me the truth? Because I can see this being fun.

latrine_orderly January 20 2006, 21:59:00 UTC

Venting through violence usually works for me!

Yep, Excel is uncharacteristically truthful in all things at the moment! Even things that are totally uncomfortable like our friendship that we both know probably isn't going to last due to my psychotic cultist mentality!

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haeralis January 20 2006, 21:57:42 UTC

So, are you a natural blonde?

latrine_orderly January 20 2006, 21:59:34 UTC

Sure am! Curtains, carpets, and everywhere in between!

knowing_smile January 20 2006, 22:13:57 UTC

... you still have access to the common sense potion? Huh.

latrine_orderly January 20 2006, 22:25:31 UTC

Oh, yes, I just usually don't like to remember that it's there! Scratched it straight out of my head like taking keys to the side of a mini-van! Luckily, I baked a couple of those anti-emo bananas into the food as well, so it's not too emotionally traumatizing at the moment, though I'll hate to be me in the morning... especially if I go and embarrass myself in front of someone as cool as you, whom I admire unnaturally and would probably stalk were Lord Il Palazzo ever to somehow vanish from my life!

knowing_smile January 20 2006, 22:30:38 UTC

How do you admire someone unnaturally?

latrine_orderly January 20 2006, 22:37:00 UTC

It's not normal for me to admire people who aren't Lord Il Palazzo. As far as I'm concerned, I should - and do - outrank everyone in the world who isn't him, so it's pretty unnatural for me to respect anyone on a sincere level. You could say I've got an inferiority complex the size of Texas, but I'd rather you didn't. It'd go and hurt Excel's feelings, y'see.

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for_the_han January 20 2006, 22:21:42 UTC

What?

latrine_orderly January 20 2006, 22:27:58 UTC

Essentially, I'm totally drugged up right now and will spill just about anything.

teleute12 January 20 2006, 22:34:33 UTC

So. What's the craziest thing you've ever done for food or money?

latrine_orderly January 20 2006, 22:41:57 UTC

Ah, a tough one! I fear that's a bit like asking "Who's the gayest Yu-Gi-Oh villain?" in the sense that any answer I give will be easily debatable... but since this is an AU, and thus I cannot be called on any unnecessary breakage of the fourth wall, I'm going to say the anime. The anime is definitely the craziest thing I have ever done.

We all do things in our youth that we regret, my audiencal friend, and I... I was but a young and naive Excel at the time. Nabeshin offered me a lifetime supply of sub sandwiches. The dirty liar.