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"If you point at the freakin' chair I will end you."

-Zone, Dollhouse

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proverbsun
[about_forever] made the texture in the current banner (one of them anyway). Will credit properly later.

I can do images WHY IS ADDING TEXT TO STUFF SO HARD FOR ME!?

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"I ate a three musketeers bar this morning for breakfast and this bra is held together with tape."
-Liz Lemon

Reboot: The Red Queen's Heart
1096 words

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Jen's package came in yesterday and after a long day at work doing a reset, it was a plesant surprise.

But then I remembered she was including a few "surprises"...

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"So I think I'm being attacked by zombies then I scream out, "Do you wanna make out", and I make out with it..."

-Tina, Bob's Burgers

Seriously.

“Don't call a woman 'ma'am'-we hate it. Call us 'Miss' until the day we die.”
-Melanie, Hot in Cleveland.