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[latetothpartyhp]

Whoo-hoo! Still using my powers for evil, and turns out I'm not bad at it. If your candidate loses in November, blame me.

Now on to fandom: does anyone remember whether we ever learned why Chloe was in the closet in Fortune? I'd heard a rumor it was going to be addressed in the finale, but darn if I can remember that happening.

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[monicaop]

Not a clue, but wow, you are evil ;), tons of hugs!!!

[latetothpartyhp]

And don't you forget it!

[iluvaqt]

I like to speculate that Clark locked her in there till he could work up the courage to consummate their 'pretend' marriage.

[latetothpartyhp]

I like the way you think.

But poor Chloe, falling asleep on the shoes while she waited for Clark to get it together...

[iluvaqt]

Considering the way she squealed at Lucky the Lemur, I'm thinking she was pretty far gone. ;) Clark whisked back to the farm after depositing the van in the barn. She eyed off the bed knowingly, realizing he'd just stopped in the master bedroom, while he literally carried her over the threshold bridal style.

"I'm just going to freshen up stud muffin." Uses the closet door instead of the bathroom door and knocks herself out on the coat rail.

Clark falls back on the bed and laughs that the room is spinning. Closes his eye and imagines Chloe in sexy white lingerie which causes him to scorch the ceiling. He promptly falls asleep in post-orgasmic bliss. ;)

[latetothpartyhp]

Have you been hacking my lap-top again?

[apeygirl]

I remember that rumor giving me all kinds of strange hope. Not for a Chlarky ending, but for them to at least acknowledge Chlark. Alas... I think that was some misinterpreted Al Septien BS. The man had hhis way with Twitter day and night.

And it's good to see you around again!

[latetothpartyhp]

Ah. I thought it was something like that. Well, I'm sure Al was just thinking of the fic writers...