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A DAY IN THE MERRY DRUNKEN LIFE OF TOGA PREFECT

Oct 29, 2010 20:36

Who: TOGA PARTY PREFECT And YOU!
What: Since I don't think drunken frat Prefect is quite up to constructing an actual post right now? OPEN SPAM/LOGS!
Where: All over the barge!
When: During the flood
Warnings: Public lewdness, drunkenness, possible nudity and possible stupid drunken injury.

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO TOGA!

flood, prefect, halloween, a day in the life

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alzarian_youth October 29 2010, 19:42:23 UTC

[The lion, who had been walking down the hall, paused and stared at this mad ape.]

buywithme October 29 2010, 20:09:07 UTC

IT'S A LION!

[Prefect pauses. EVEN TO HIS DRINK ADDLED MIND HE CAN TELL THAT IT IS NOT A GOOD IDEA TO GOAD A LION.]

alzarian_youth October 30 2010, 04:17:25 UTC

[Adric hears your yelling and raises you one loud, thunderous roar.]

Inmate Showers buywithme October 29 2010, 19:44:01 UTC

Prefect hasn't spent any serious time in communal showers since he was kicked off the swim team in high school, so upon rediscovering them, he's obviously got to devote some time to switching them on and off.

This is pretty boring though, he'll probably leave soon. Or be sick. You know how it is around plumbing.

Re: Inmate Showers cautionarystory October 30 2010, 07:06:22 UTC

Elle has somehow ended up in the men's bathroom. That smell you're smelling, Prefect? Is marijuana.

"This isn't the kitchen."

Inmate Showers buywithme October 30 2010, 17:49:23 UTC

Oh hey! It's a ~Lady~! Prefect likes ladies!

"It's the showers. Men's room, I think."

SNIFF SNIFF Then a little chuckle.

"You been smokin' the herb, Bro?"

Re: Inmate Showers cautionarystory October 30 2010, 20:19:11 UTC

"Yeah, yeah, it like, clears my mind."

A thought occurs. "If we're in space..." She gets really close to him and WHISPERS DRAMATICALLY. "...where's the water coming from?"

HALLWAYS buywithme October 29 2010, 19:46:41 UTC

[DOOP DE DOOP, DRUNKENLY TRAVELING FROM ONE PLACE TO ANOTHER. KING OF THE ROAD.]

HALLWAYS timesbureaucrat October 29 2010, 19:56:48 UTC

[Leaving his office has turned out to be the worst idea in the world. Wherever this is he isn't in DC anymore. (There is a fucking *lion* wandering the hallways. And at least one nut with a gun.) A drunken guy is the first familiar thing he's seen.]

Hey, buddy, can you tell me where the booze is? I think I really need it right now.

Re: HALLWAYS buywithme October 29 2010, 20:10:55 UTC

[Prefect surges into the dude with the glasses and the clothes and whatever, and SLINGS A DRUNKEN ARM OF FRIENDSHIP AROUND HIS SHOULDER.]

Sorry Bro, I was jus' coming over to ask you that exact... very same thing!

[For you see, he knew that you'd be here. Obviously.]

HALLWAYS timesbureaucrat October 29 2010, 22:03:29 UTC

If I knew, I'd be drunk already.

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DINING ROOM buywithme October 29 2010, 19:48:29 UTC

[Hmm, to eat or not to eat? On the one hand, he's kinda hungry. On the OTHER, food soaks up alcohol and he doesn't wanna ruin the intoxicated mess buzz he's got going!

Maybe he can find some food to eat later. In his come down period.]

Re: DINING ROOM fanged_aleera October 30 2010, 01:25:11 UTC

'Just you know whyyy...'

The panda wants you to decide on that cheese, Prefect.

BUT WILL YOU CHOOSE WISELY?

DINING ROOM buywithme October 30 2010, 01:29:44 UTC

Prefect considers the cheese. He CONTEMPLATES IT.

Then he goes for a glass of orange juice instead.

WHATCHA GONNA DO ABOUT IT, PANDA?

Re: DINING ROOM fanged_aleera October 30 2010, 01:36:10 UTC

The jug is slowly picked up, contents unceremoniously dumped over Prefect's head.

AND SMASHED INTO RAZOR-SHARP SHARDS UPON THE FLOOR.

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STAIRWELL buywithme October 29 2010, 19:50:08 UTC

[He's just sorta standing there. At the top of the stairs. Why'd he stop there? It seems a little inconvenient for everyone else. I guess he jus--

Oh.

He's snoring.

Sleeping standing up in the stairwell. Nice going there drunken frat Prefect.]

STAIRWELL mrs_persson October 29 2010, 19:54:34 UTC

[Harlequin sneaks up behind the sleeper and gives him a gentle poke. Not to actually wake him up so much as to test the depths of his sleep.]

Re: STAIRWELL buywithme October 29 2010, 20:07:04 UTC

[Prefect gives a drunken little snort, and sways slightly, as though caught by a light breeze. But he's not waking up just yet.]

Re: STAIRWELL mrs_persson October 29 2010, 20:12:15 UTC

[Harlequin takes the slapstick in hand, thinking perhaps to smack the fellow with it, waking him and making him take a tumble. But that seems too easy, too unsatisfactory. Harlequin ponders, lowering the slapstick, and quietly circles the sleeper, looking him up and down as if hoping to find inspiration in a fold of the toga or the slack sleeping mouth.]

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