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[beam_me]

Who: Scotty, Mozenrath, Shego. Later, Irene Adler.
What: FAIL!REVENGE.
Where: Random Kissing Town pub!
When: Friday night.
Warnings: Everyone in this thread will be extensively douchey except Irene who'll just be sexy.

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[mightymorbid]

Mozenrath was not entering the pub, where he knew his Warden to be, as a social call. He was not even there to drink or eat. He was there, and he knew his Warden was there, because he had followed a little winged sprite creature here, who had been directed to engage said Warden. With an arrow. Apparently, a love arrow.

Now, Mozenrath wasn't certain how he would follow through with this, but he assumed basic rules applied. Montgomery Scott would be stricken with an arrow, fall in love with some nameless denizen, and then -- well, Mozenrath hadn't thought far past that. Honestly, his first notion was to kill the random unfortunate stranger and let good old Scotty suffer of a broken heart for as long as these spells would last.

...And of course, to avoid being seen himself, as the creature took aim, he found a pillar to hide behind.

[beam_me]

When the arrow made contact with the Scotsman, the immediate reaction as a result was fairly lackluster. Scotty flinched momentarily and let out a small, "Buwah...?!", before rubbing a hand across his neck and looking around, bewildered. Inside, Scotty began to feel a little more queasy than he had originally, his adrenaline picking up.

He settled on the idea that it was time to find a nice inn to sleep off everything he'd had to drink throughout the day and began to stumble in the direction of a reputable-looking building.

[gotgreenmagic]

After considering going to bully Mozenrath for a little bit - only to find him hanging out with Akio Prince Of Creeps (why?) - Shego had spent a semi-decent afternoon at the casino with the cash she'd got off her Warden, alternately flirting/glowering/outright cheating at the card tables to turn a respectable profit. It was the least couple-y activity she could think of and it seemed to have kept away the worst of...whatever it was about this port that generated little pink hearts and drove the natives crazy.

Buut eventually that got boring. And she'd been heading to the pub not so much for a drink but more to find McCoy or Parker or someone else remotely sane she could commiserate with re. the utterly repulsive nature of this hellhole.

Somebody was coming out of the pub as she was going in and she didn't really notice until they drunkenly veered a little bit and their shoulders slammed together.

"Hey, watch where you're going, you - " Recognition dawned. "Oh geez. Get outta my way and I might not hurt you much."

[mightymorbid]

Once he allowed some seconds to pass so he was sure that his Warden had time for his eyes to Wander, Mozenrath peered around the pillar --

-- and if it were possible, turned from pale to incandescent.

Shego.

Oh no why did it have to be Shego?

He swallowed, and watched, and prayed that Montgomery Scott may have glanced anyone else besides her before he ran into her.