[see Sasuke. See Sasuke lurk outside. Lurk, Sasuke, lurk-... what's this? The robots have spotted Sasuke and his less-than-pristine clothing and decided that it just won't do? Let the manhandling commence!]

... ? What t- chidori!

[it wasn't very effective...]

Fuc- [thrown into the fountain]

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h-huh?

[ooc: Thanks to the Fountain of Youth, you too ( Read more... )

*has managed to stagger a little ways up the road before collapsing near the Fountain, which is pretty impressive considering the number of wounds he's sporting*

How much farther-... ugh.

*lies prone and bleeds on everything*

*the loudspeaker clicks on; there are several seconds of silence before someone speaks*

This is Uchiha Sasuke. As soon as possible, I need to see Haku of the Wave Country and Masaharu Niou. It's urgent, and I mean you no harm by it.

*obnoxiously long pause* .............

And the one who said he wants to talk to me... you can find me in the ( Read more... )

*can be found in the kitchen, having retreated to some counter space near the wall and claimed the nearest stove; has a few dishes and some ingredients -- herbs, tomatoes, salt, garlic, bread, and the like -- laid out that he's set about on mixing. Is wearing one of his sleeveless shirts for the sake of practicality, and even removed his right ( Read more... )

*touches down on the front lawn of the school, having just scaled his way down from his window to avoid any further mistletoe incidents, and immediately turns left and begins crunching his way through the snow towards the training area. His eyes don't move from directly ahead; his expression seems to have lost the fierce but neutral look that it's ( Read more... )

*despite his plan to just Spider-Man his way to and from his bedroom window for as long as necessary, the school has apparently adjusted to his way of thinking and extended the reach of the mistletoe's magnetic pull, just for him, to tug him into doorways that might usually ignore most others. Which is not cool. As is evident by his growing ( Read more... )

*With a sour look, Sasuke heads into his room, closing the door behind him but leaving it unlocked -- because even if he doesn't want his mother to see his current state, he can't bring himself to just lock her out. He pulls off his shirt as he heads over to the bed, his movements as easy as usual, but he allows his step to lag a bit -- something ( Read more... )

Given the circumstances, I'm recovering rather quickly. I'm glad to see the white snake's power is still intact even after being completely annihilated along with me, even if it does seem to be working slower than usual. It's probably just recovering, as well. I'll be up and out again by tonight at the latest ( Read more... )

*it's late, and he's exhausted and grumpier than usual grumpy* I should clarify this now.

Unless you want to lose the entire sixth floor and anything that happens to fall with it, don't. Ever. Wake. Me up. Unless it's an emergency.

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A real emergency, and even that goes for Hebi alone.

A train. I haven't been on a train since I don't even remember getting on a train. Or needing to. And I know I'd never fall asleep with so many people around.

All my clothes and weapons are still here. I wouldn't have minded losing the belt.

This isn't a genjutsu.

Too many people in too little a space. I need to move.

That bird whistles at the ( Read more... )