Happy Holidays My @$$

[ask_jeevas]

Alright, this is not amusing in the slightest. Whoever put up this mistletoe, you are so lucky you can't actually die and stay dead in this place. *crosses his arms over his stomach and taps his foot irritatedly, waiting for someone to come along and release him.*

(OOC: Okay everyone! Matt's up for grabs! Come on, kiss him! XD)