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[ball_of_sun]

O-OI…. The bloody fuck is this…it even…on…*you can hear buttons being pushed and annoyed growls*

HELLO? HELLO CAN ANYON-

*Cuts off before coming back in*

-ece of SHIT I HOPE YOU DIE GO TO HELL GAHHH *Sounds of the thing being smashed into a wall before stopping. Silence, then he speaks up, tapping the speaker*

…Hello?

Okay I think this is on….HELLO IF

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[cagebreak]

........

..Naruto.

[ball_of_sun]

NEJIIIIIIIIII.

Did you die too?!

[cagebreak]

... No. I preferred to avoid dying so far.

[ball_of_sun]

Then why are we in Hell?

I always figured Hell to be a giant school, damnit all...

[counterpunched]

LOUD NOISES!

[ball_of_sun]

HOO-RAH *Fist pump*

:DDD

[counterpunched]

You're pretty passionate! JOIN THE BOXING CLUB!

[ball_of_sun]

YES I AM I LIKE MAKING LOUD NOISES :DDD

THE BOXING CLUB?

[sakeconnoisseur]

So you made it here, too, kid? Seems like the whole village is heading this way...

[ball_of_sun]

....

OBAASAAAAAA~N D:

Is Jiraiya-sensei here too?

[sakeconnoisseur]

Loud and annoying, as always...

*slightly fond smirk disappears*

You better hope he isn't, because as soon as he sets foot here he's a dead man.

...I'm ignoring that he can't technically DIE here; I'll work around that somehow.

[ball_of_sun]

You love me anyways <3

...Why is that, what happened?

...What?

[youth_ftw]

--! *despite all the screeching of the speaker, he catches it pretty well*

Hmm, wasn't that Naruto?

[uchihaduckbutt]

*Well, that interrupts one's reading like nothing else. Stiffens as he recognizes the voice, taking his time before responding*

*apathetic* ...Hm. Sounded like it.

[ball_of_sun]

*Journal pings at the name*

Fuzzybrows! Hey, hey I can see you from up he--!!

*Waving from the Headmaster's office and freezes.*

...

Sasuke....?

[youth_ftw]

Ah, Naruto-kun! It's a pleasant surprise to have you here. :D

And I've been chained to Sasuke for a few days now. It's interesting to say the least.

[groundsplitter]

*looks up from wherever she is, chained to Deidara* I know that voice...

*rolls her eyes at his display of technology knowledge* NARUTO, STOP MAKING PEOPLE DEAF.

[groundsplitter]

*fuck--SUDDEN REALIZATION*

*a long pause, her gaze shifts from the loudspeaker to Deidara, her eyes holding a certain sad air* Yeah. You're not going to...you know...right?