[RYOHEI; 001] DYNAMIC ENTRY

[counterpunched]

[So he's been roaming around after meeting Orihime and the EVIL BIRD ALIEN OF DEATH, and finds himself in the swimming hall, glaring at his reflection in the water. As if that help him find out where the hell he is and all.]

EXTREME CONFUSION! Was I ABDUCTED?! By the aliens or or that GHOST TRAIN or the MAFIA AGAIN or either way, Master Colonello'

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[deus_ex_orihime]

FIGHT TILL THE END, RYOHEI-SAN!!!!

[counterpunched]

[swims up to the surface SOMEHOW--]

I AM--

[pixies push him down under lol fail]

[senbuns]

....

*reminded waaay too much of Gai-sensei*

*grabs a large fluffy towel from the rack and waits by the pool's edge for him to get out*

You can swim, right?

[counterpunched]

[BLUB BLUB BLUB FLAIL FLAIL BLUB]

..............

[Translation: OF COURSE. IT'S WHAT I'M DOING RIGHT NOW--OHSHIT WATER]

[senbuns]

I kind of figured it was like that.

*discards towel and grabs him firmly by the shoulders, straining to pull him out of the pool - she really hoped all this weight was muscle*

[counterpunched]

[Don't worry, he's practically ALL muscle; and it shows when he reaches the edge of the pool, and finally heaves himself upwards, thanks to Tenten's aid. Regardless of the pixies that are doing jumping jacks on his head--what the hell?!]

....T-thank--

[Doubles over, ridding the water in his lungs through coughs and hacks now, kthx. OH WATER, my destined enemy!]

[eat_my_tonfa]

*hears your loud, stupid, annoying voice as he's scoping out the school--disgusting, disorganized, undisciplined school that it is--and decides to make a brief detour, because there's nothing else to do*

*strolls to the edge of the pool and peers down disinterestedly*

You're here too, huh.

*makes no move to help you out, just watches*

Idiot.

*yawns*

With any luck, you'll drown.

[counterpunched]

[BLUB DROWN BLUUUUB]

...................flksjffff

[translation: I CAN SEE YOU, I CAN'T HEAR YOU, BUT I'M GONNA PUNCH YOU CAUSE I KNOW THAT YOU'RE AN EXTREME BASTARD WHO SAYS BASTARD THINGS! .....aldsfjla]

[eat_my_tonfa]

*raises eyebrows*

Maybe you really will drown, after all.

[counterpunched]

[up at the surface, thanks to Tobi :D]

HIBARI!

[youth_ftw]

*REMINDED VERY MUCH OF GAI-SENSEI. OHSOHAPPY*

I very much hope you can swim, sir! I sink like a rock! *calling down to him*

[counterpunched]

[C-can't, but hey, your green suit of justice looks pretty awesome from the bottom of the pool. WOAH, MINI GODZILLA?!]

!!

[FLAIL FLAIL, comes up the surface, BREATHES--]

OI--

[Pixies push him down AGAIN, but he flails wildly and manages to punch one before going dooooown.]

[youth_ftw]

*mistakes flailing for waving and waves back before realizing that heywait this isn't to this poor man's liking!*

--!! SIR IF YOU RISE TO THE SURFACE I ASSURE YOU I'LL BE ABLE TO PULL YOU OUT!

[counterpunched]

[Kicks up to the surface frantically, looking like a complete retard, but--MAKES A GRAB FOR THE EDGE OF THE POOL D:]

[muffin_man_t]

*NEVER FEAR, TOBI IS HERE!*

*as he rushes into the swimming hall, he is reminded of a similar incident not too long ago involving Deidara-senpai almost drowning in the very same pool, and having to give him mouth to mouth*

A new person! And already in trouble...this pool is dangerous!

*prepares to dive in and save you like he did Deidara-senpai*

[counterpunched]

[insert bubbles and I'M NEARLY DROWNING noises here, Tobi-senpai.]

[muffin_man_t]

All right, then. Here I go!

*dives into the water--with his cloak still on, naturally, just like last time, because he forgot to take it off--and grabs you by the collar of your shirt*

*heaves*

[counterpunched]

Uwah--!

[is heaved, and FINALLY, air! Breathing too heavily to thank you, but YOU WILL BE THANKED.]

[Swats a pixie, also lakfjslaf]