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[when900youare]

[isn't it a nice day in the cafeteria]

[with the help of a gnarled cane, in hobbles a stooped green creature, chuckling to himself and heading unerringly towards the tables of food. that are taller than he is.]

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[forcechoker]

*...well fuck. you just ruined my pasta, thanks a lot. >:/*

*breathe*

[when900youare]

[when you are as old as me, ruining people's pasta is one of the few pleasures in life]

[forcechoker]

*go do it to some unsuspecting children or something, then. you're not wanted here*

[when900youare]

[of the two of us, you're the one more dangerous around children]