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[You know... things were a lot nicer when all he had to do was choke down flies and listen to the wrinkly sonuvabitch back in the big floaty toad harem. Sure it wasn't the best. But decent. Sure he got the ~*~*eyes*~*~ from tadpoles. SURE he could never get enough sleep and sure frog oil left a nasty film on his skin...]
[BUT ANYTHING WAS BETTER THAN GETTING SUCKED INTO THIS DEATHTRAPJGFJFGJKFGJKFKF]
You think with a place with all these buildings a guy would find a friendly face- Come out of hiding would you?! Bastards- BASTARDS ALL OF YOU.
If you're goin' to kidnap me 'least you could do is fight me or strap me down OR SOMETHN'.
[-And why yes. He does have a kunai in his hand and is stomping around like a bloody Neanderthal. A lost Neanderthal that was brutally tossed into this icky place and is going off a good two hours of sleep.]
So if y'know what's good for you you'll come out and face me! COME ON. I can take on all of you one by one. I'm not afraid of you! I'll kick all of your asses. I'll-... !!!
[But there's an appropriately placed stump there. And an appropriately placed hard ground that his face seems to have intimacy issues with... Just going to lie here a second. Don't mind him.]
[BUT ANYTHING WAS BETTER THAN GETTING SUCKED INTO THIS DEATHTRAPJGFJFGJKFGJKFKF]
You think with a place with all these buildings a guy would find a friendly face- Come out of hiding would you?! Bastards- BASTARDS ALL OF YOU.
If you're goin' to kidnap me 'least you could do is fight me or strap me down OR SOMETHN'.
[-And why yes. He does have a kunai in his hand and is stomping around like a bloody Neanderthal. A lost Neanderthal that was brutally tossed into this icky place and is going off a good two hours of sleep.]
So if y'know what's good for you you'll come out and face me! COME ON. I can take on all of you one by one. I'm not afraid of you! I'll kick all of your asses. I'll-... !!!
[But there's an appropriately placed stump there. And an appropriately placed hard ground that his face seems to have intimacy issues with... Just going to lie here a second. Don't mind him.]