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What the hell is... how do you get this thing to work again? *there's the sound of much rustling and maybe there are a few curses here and there, so cover your poor ears, children* So this blinking red light means that it's... it's on? ...Damn it.
*clears throat*
Hey. Hey. This is your friendly school nurse, kids, so listen up; I have a few issues to bring to your attention. First of all, whoever thinks it's funny to keep sneaking into my office and to steal all the bad-aids? Yeah... good job, genius. All you're doing is shooting yourself in the foot; when you wind up coming to me, bleeding like a stuck pig because you cut yourself in Biology or something, what am I supposed to do for you if you've stolen all the band-aids?
And you know what? All of you need to be quieter in the morning. Some of us don't want to hear your loud, obnoxious yelling in the hallways, so keep it down... or else I might just volunteer you annoyances to be human punching bags for the Judo Club. Make sure you think about that the next time you feel the urge to run around and generally act like an idiot in the morning. I'll be watching.
...Have a wonderful day.
*and then, after some more grumbling, the loudspeaker finally clicks off... and there she goes, guys, stomping down the hallway and just looking for someone to yell at*
[ooc: HEY, EVERYONE, IT'S YOUR LOVELY SCHOOL NURSE... who currently hates all of you kids for YELLING IN THE HALLWAYS IN THE MORNINGS stfu, that's not because she's constantly nursing a hangover or anything, no sir and who... wait. Is there a sponsor for the Judo Club? You know, the teacher that has to check up on it and make sure everything goes as planned? If there isn't, she's all over that job. And I'll actually be around for the entire event this time, orz. I swear it.]
*clears throat*
Hey. Hey. This is your friendly school nurse, kids, so listen up; I have a few issues to bring to your attention. First of all, whoever thinks it's funny to keep sneaking into my office and to steal all the bad-aids? Yeah... good job, genius. All you're doing is shooting yourself in the foot; when you wind up coming to me, bleeding like a stuck pig because you cut yourself in Biology or something, what am I supposed to do for you if you've stolen all the band-aids?
And you know what? All of you need to be quieter in the morning. Some of us don't want to hear your loud, obnoxious yelling in the hallways, so keep it down... or else I might just volunteer you annoyances to be human punching bags for the Judo Club. Make sure you think about that the next time you feel the urge to run around and generally act like an idiot in the morning. I'll be watching.
...Have a wonderful day.
*and then, after some more grumbling, the loudspeaker finally clicks off... and there she goes, guys, stomping down the hallway and just looking for someone to yell at*
[ooc: HEY, EVERYONE, IT'S YOUR LOVELY SCHOOL NURSE... who currently hates all of you kids for YELLING IN THE HALLWAYS IN THE MORNINGS stfu, that's not because she's constantly nursing a hangover or anything, no sir and who... wait. Is there a sponsor for the Judo Club? You know, the teacher that has to check up on it and make sure everything goes as planned? If there isn't, she's all over that job. And I'll actually be around for the entire event this time, orz. I swear it.]