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[lastmarauder]

There was a time when Saturday nights were relaxing. I'm not being too nostalgic here--I think I could venture to say that as recently as last week, it was pleasant enough to spend a night reading over the excellent essays my Advanced Defence classes have turned in--I am truly proud of you all--and perhaps working on a project or two of my own

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[manaliabrid]

Honestly! What a long and complicated way to say you're bored.

Does that mean you're ready to take me up on my offer, then?

[lastmarauder]

What offer?

OH!

No, that won't be necessary.

[manaliabrid]

It'd be good for you!

[lastmarauder]

I really don't think it's a good idea.

[luna_lovegood_]

Perhaps you should take a holiday. I've been told that there's a tiny piece of cork in your nose that falls out from too much stress (or if you put your finger up too far) and then your brains leak out. That would be quite unfortunate if it happened to you, sir.

Or at least go and have a picnic. Or a long bath. Do the professors have nice facilities?

[lastmarauder]

Thank you, Luna. A long bath is the most sensible suggestion I've heard yet.

[lux_aracelis]

It is always tiresome to have friends fix you up. Unfortunately, the only foolproof way to make them leave you in peace is to beat them at their own game.

Either that, or develop a fondness for hermitage. (Only joking!)

[lastmarauder]

I rather thought I'd perfected hermitage, but what do I know?

[lux_aracelis]

That's true. You should stay around after supper once in a while. I promise we won't bite. Except perhaps Snape

...Do you ever have the feeling you've stuck your foot in your mouth, but don't have a thick enough quill to blot properly? My apologies, Lupin.

[lastmarauder]

It's quite all right. I promise to stay away from all social events on days when I might bite, at least.